Joshua Watson
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Joshua Watson is a player for the Baltimore Crabs. Watson was found dead in an elementary school in the year 2004, a horrific fact that caused many to say, "Elementary? My dear Watson!" However, not one to be kept down, Watson resurrected themselves in 2013, and has been playing on the Crabs ever since. When asked to comment on their miraculous return to the blaseball pitch, Watson began to cry orange juice. Fans have interpreted this as perhaps a declaration of dislike for the Kansas City Breath Mints, but Watson has not confirmed this speculation.
Cheers
- "What, son?! Watson!"
- When Watson runs to a base, Crabs fans have been known to informatively chant, "Wat's on first/second/third!"
