Joshua Watson

Joshua Watson is a player for the Baltimore Crabs. Watson was found dead in an elementary school in the year 2004, a horrific fact that caused many to say, "Elementary? My dear Watson!" However, not one to be kept down, Watson resurrected themself in 2013, and has been playing on the Crabs ever since. When asked to comment on their miraculous return to the blaseball pitch, Watson began to cry orange juice. Fans have interpreted this as perhaps a declaration of dislike for the Kansas City Breath Mints, but Watson has not confirmed this speculation.

Personal Life

Watson lives under the boardwalk in Ocean City, where he is the mayor.

Controversy

In 2015, Watson was sued by the Ocean City Hermit Crab Vendors' Union for stealing an unknown number of hermit crabs. It was speculated that this was accomplished by coming up through the cracks in the boardwalk. Watson won the lawsuit and continues to deny these allegations, although he refuses to explain where his hundreds of hermit crabs come from.

Cheers

"What, son?! Watson!"
When Watson runs to a base, Crabs fans have been known to informatively chant, "Wat's on first/second/third!"