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Joshua Watson is a player for the Baltimore Crabs. Watson was found dead in an elementary school in the year 2004. They resurrected themself in 2013, and have been playing for the Crabs ever since.

Personal life

Watson lives under the boardwalk in Ocean City, where he is the mayor.

When asked to comment on their miraculous return to the blaseball pitch, Watson began to cry orange juice. Fans have interpreted this as perhaps a declaration of dislike for the Kansas City Breath Mints, but Watson has not confirmed this speculation.

Political career

Watson became the mayor of Ocean City in 2014. As mayor they personally disbanded the police, citing the former police chief's hatred of crabs as a major factor in said disbandment.

Controversies

Immediately after assuming the post of mayor, Watson punched Ocean City's then-police chief on live television.

In 2015, Watson was sued by the Ocean City Hermit Crab Vendors' Union for stealing an unknown number of hermit crabs. It was speculated that this was accomplished by coming up through the cracks in the boardwalk. Watson won the lawsuit and continues to deny these allegations, although he refuses to explain where their hundreds of hermit crabs come from.

Cheers

"What, son?! Watson!"
When Watson runs to a base, Crabs fans have been known to informatively chant, "Wat's on first/second/third!"
"Elementary? My dear Watson!" - A reference to Watson's earlier death.

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	Joshua Watson is a player for the [[Baltimore Crabs]]. Watson was found dead in an elementary school in the year 2004. They resurrected themself in 2013, and have been playing for the Crabs ever since.		Joshua Watson is a player for the [[Baltimore Crabs]]. Watson was found dead in an elementary school in the year 2004. They resurrected themself in 2013, and have been playing for the Crabs ever since.