Jorge Ito

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Jorge Ito was a talking, quadrupedal lizard, and lineup player for the Boston Flowers from Season One to Season Three. Ito was incinerated on Season 3 Day 47. He was replaced by Caligula Lotus.

Official League Records

Ito has no notable events in the official record books.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

History

One fan had this to say about him:

"My lizard Jorge really smacked that blaseball! You love to see it!"

Jorge claimed that a man named Junji Ito is his third cousin. Flowers fans have searched public records for "Junji Ito" and have yet to find any living being with that name. Jorge is also a Guinness World Record holder for "Most Blaseballs Eaten In One Sitting" having scarfed down 7 before halting his record setting feat due to a really bad tummy ache.