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Jorge Ito is a talking, quadrupedal lizard, and player for the [[Boston Flowers]]. One fan had this to say about him:<blockquote><small>
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<small>"My lizard Jorge really smacked that blaseball! You love to see it!"</small>
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</small></blockquote>Jorge claims that a man named Junji Ito is his third cousin. Flowers fans have searched public records for "Junji Ito" and have yet to find any living being with that name. Jorge is also a Guinness World Record holder for "Most Blaseballs Eaten In One Sitting" having scarfed down 7 before halting his record setting feat due to a really bad tummy ache.
  
Jorge Ito is a player for the [[Boston Flowers]]. One fan had this to say about him:<blockquote><small>
 
<small>"My man Jorge really smacked that blaseball! You love to see it!"</small>
 
</small></blockquote>Jorge is Junji Ito's third cousin, and a Guinness World Record holder for "Most Blaseballs Eaten In One Sitting" having scarfed down 7 before succumbing to intestinal trauma.
 
 
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Revision as of 04:49, 2 August 2020



Jorge Ito is a talking, quadrupedal lizard, and player for the Boston Flowers. One fan had this to say about him:

"My lizard Jorge really smacked that blaseball! You love to see it!"

Jorge claims that a man named Junji Ito is his third cousin. Flowers fans have searched public records for "Junji Ito" and have yet to find any living being with that name. Jorge is also a Guinness World Record holder for "Most Blaseballs Eaten In One Sitting" having scarfed down 7 before halting his record setting feat due to a really bad tummy ache.