Flans

Flans within the world of Blaseball are very complex and interesting things. They are subject to a special curse.

The curse goes as states, from the words of the wizard who cursed them himself: "They who consumeth the flan shall become one with it"

the wizard most likely cursed flans out of boredom.

victims of the flan curse describe the flavor of flans as being absolutely heavenly and a glorious sensation.