Difference between revisions of "Evergreen Event"
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IF YOU ARE READING THIS, YOU NOW HAVE THE BURDEN OF GUARDING ONE OF THE MOST SENSITIVE SECRETS IN THE UNIVERSE. | IF YOU ARE READING THIS, YOU NOW HAVE THE BURDEN OF GUARDING ONE OF THE MOST SENSITIVE SECRETS IN THE UNIVERSE. | ||
| − | ALSO KNOWN AS: ARMAGREENON, RAGREENOK, THE GREENOUT, GREEN DAY, GREENNIHILATION, AND VARIOUS OTHER | + | ALSO KNOWN AS: ARMAGREENON, RAGREENOK, THE GREENOUT, GREEN DAY, GREENNIHILATION, AND VARIOUS OTHER LOW-EFFORT GREEN AND APOCALYPSE THEMED NAMES |
THE EVERGREEN EVENT IS KNOWN TO BE WHAT WOULD HAPPEN UPON THE MERGING OF YELLOWSTONE AND BLUESKY, POSSIBLY THROUGH USE OF THE OL' FAITHFUL BAT AND AN UNKNOWN ARTIFACT EXISTING IN BLUESKY. INTENTIONALLY, NOTHING IS KNOWN ABOUT THE EXACT NATURE OF THE METHOD OR SCALE OF DEVASTATION, BUT A REPUTABLE SOURCE HAS BEEN QUOTED AS SAYING IT'S "PRETTY SERIOUS BAD VIBES" AND WOULD CAUSE "THE MAJORITY OF LIFE ENERGY IN THE UNIVERSE TO BE RECYCLED AN INFINITE NUMBER OF TIMES IN LESS THAN A FEMTOSECOND". | THE EVERGREEN EVENT IS KNOWN TO BE WHAT WOULD HAPPEN UPON THE MERGING OF YELLOWSTONE AND BLUESKY, POSSIBLY THROUGH USE OF THE OL' FAITHFUL BAT AND AN UNKNOWN ARTIFACT EXISTING IN BLUESKY. INTENTIONALLY, NOTHING IS KNOWN ABOUT THE EXACT NATURE OF THE METHOD OR SCALE OF DEVASTATION, BUT A REPUTABLE SOURCE HAS BEEN QUOTED AS SAYING IT'S "PRETTY SERIOUS BAD VIBES" AND WOULD CAUSE "THE MAJORITY OF LIFE ENERGY IN THE UNIVERSE TO BE RECYCLED AN INFINITE NUMBER OF TIMES IN LESS THAN A FEMTOSECOND". | ||
Revision as of 18:29, 6 August 2020
IF YOU ARE READING THIS, YOU NOW HAVE THE BURDEN OF GUARDING ONE OF THE MOST SENSITIVE SECRETS IN THE UNIVERSE.
ALSO KNOWN AS: ARMAGREENON, RAGREENOK, THE GREENOUT, GREEN DAY, GREENNIHILATION, AND VARIOUS OTHER LOW-EFFORT GREEN AND APOCALYPSE THEMED NAMES
THE EVERGREEN EVENT IS KNOWN TO BE WHAT WOULD HAPPEN UPON THE MERGING OF YELLOWSTONE AND BLUESKY, POSSIBLY THROUGH USE OF THE OL' FAITHFUL BAT AND AN UNKNOWN ARTIFACT EXISTING IN BLUESKY. INTENTIONALLY, NOTHING IS KNOWN ABOUT THE EXACT NATURE OF THE METHOD OR SCALE OF DEVASTATION, BUT A REPUTABLE SOURCE HAS BEEN QUOTED AS SAYING IT'S "PRETTY SERIOUS BAD VIBES" AND WOULD CAUSE "THE MAJORITY OF LIFE ENERGY IN THE UNIVERSE TO BE RECYCLED AN INFINITE NUMBER OF TIMES IN LESS THAN A FEMTOSECOND".
THE EVERGREEN EVENT IS WHAT HAS RESULTED IN THE CLASSIFIED NATURE OF BLUESKY; SINCE YELLOWSTONE CANNOT BE REDACTED, EXTREME EFFORTS MUST BE TAKEN TO PREVENT DOCUMENTATION OF BLUESKY FROM BEING CONDUCTED, INCLUDING USE OF LETHAL FORCE. IF ANY DOCUMENTATION OF BLUESKY IS FOUND ASIDE FROM SOLELY ITS NAME, REDACT IT IMMEDIATELY.
DESPITE WHAT YOU MAY HAVE BEEN TOLD, KING WEATHERMAN HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS.
