Difference between revisions of "Daniel Duffy"

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Daniel Duffy is a player for the Hades Tigers.

Despite being a batter for the Hades Tigers, Daniel is a “totally normal and otherwise unremarkable human being”.

Prior to being drafted to the team, Daniel graduated with a Masters in Charted Accounting and worked as a full-time bookkeeper, which is a “totally normal and otherwise unremarkable human profession”.

Daniel has been married to Jules Duffy since 2003, and the pair have three children names Martha, Anton and Patricia, “all of which are totally normal and otherwise unremarkable human names”.

In his spare time, Daniel likes to pursue his hobbies of fly fishing and amateur kite making, both “totally normal and otherwise unremarkable human pastimes”.

In 2017, Daniel was arrested and charged with 17 counts of premeditated murder and found guilty on all accounts, which is a “totally normal and otherwise unremarkable human experience”.

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 Daniel Duffy is a player for the Hades Tigers.
+Despite being a batter for the Hades Tigers, Daniel is a “totally normal and otherwise unremarkable human being”.
+Prior to being drafted to the team, Daniel graduated with a Masters in Charted Accounting and worked as a full-time bookkeeper, which is a “totally normal and otherwise unremarkable human profession”.
+Daniel has been married to Jules Duffy since 2003, and the pair have three children names Martha, Anton and Patricia, “all of which are totally normal and otherwise unremarkable human names”.
+In his spare time, Daniel likes to pursue his hobbies of fly fishing and amateur kite making, both “totally normal and otherwise unremarkable human pastimes”.
+In 2017, Daniel was arrested and charged with 17 counts of premeditated murder and found guilty on all accounts, which is a “totally normal and otherwise unremarkable human experience”.
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