Difference between revisions of "Combs Duende"

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Combs Duende is a player for the Baltimore Crabs and has played for the team since Season 1.

Official League Records

Duende currently has no notable events in the official record books

History

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Combs Duende is not related to Seattle Garages player Theodore Duende; the two are simply good friends who are both members of the Duende species.

Writer Federico Glarcía Lorca has documented Duende's playstyle and character extensively, writing, "Combs, then, is a power, not a work. It is a struggle, not a thought. I have heard an old maestro of the guitar say, 'Combs is not in the throat; Combs climbs up inside you, from the soles of the feet.' Meaning this: Combs Duende is not a question of ability, but of true, living style, of blood, of the most ancient culture, of spontaneous creation." He later added, "Combs' arrival always means a radical change in forms. Combs Duende brings to old planes unknown feelings of freshness, with the quality of something newly created, like a miracle, and it produces an almost religious enthusiasm."

Duende has 6 combs stuck to their hair, and they consider each of them to be a separate entity, but Combs and their combs are all integral parts of the Combs Duende we know and love. Each comb has their own name (D1, U, E1, N, D2, and E2.), and Comb's Combs are noted to speak, but only by each reciting one-sixth of the Nlavy Sleals copypasta.

In Literature

Runolfio Peeper's award winning "70 More Blaseball Sonnets" contained the following about Duende:

Our Combs Duende swings a mighty hair

It’s earned them o’er three hundred confirmed hits

So much, they’ll many times be heard to swear

“I’m trained in unarmed combat, little shit!”

They’ve killed the ball in seven hundred ways

Precision never seen before on Earth

And all who’ve battled Combs admit it pays

To really know a clever comment’s worth.

For Combs is merely average most the time

They hear an insult, then their words you’ll mark

A storm will meet the maggot’s verbal crime

Bare hands will hit the ball out of the park.

Be careful ‘ere you give Combs any sass

They graduated tops in blaseball class.

Cheers

"Come on Combs!"

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 Duende has 6 combs stuck to their hair, and they consider each of them to be a separate entity, but Combs and their combs are all integral parts of the Combs Duende we know and love. Each comb has their own name (D1, U, E1, N, D2, and E2.), and Comb's Combs are noted to speak, but only by each reciting one-sixth of the Nlavy Sleals copypasta.
+== In Literature ==
+Runolfio Peeper's award winning "70 More Blaseball Sonnets" contained the following about Duende:
+Our Combs Duende swings a mighty hair
+It’s earned them o’er three hundred confirmed hits
+So much, they’ll many times be heard to swear
+“I’m trained in unarmed combat, little shit!”
+They’ve killed the ball in seven hundred ways
+Precision never seen before on Earth
+And all who’ve battled Combs admit it pays
+To really know a clever comment’s worth.
+For Combs is merely average most the time
+They hear an insult, then their words you’ll mark
+A storm will meet the maggot’s verbal crime
+Bare hands will hit the ball out of the park.
+Be careful ‘ere you give Combs any sass
+They graduated tops in blaseball class.
+<br />
 === Cheers ===