Choux Stadium

Choux Stadium is the home field of the Charleston Shoe Thieves and is located somewhere in the forest that surrounds Mt. Pleasant. The stadium most notably operates as a French Patisserie and is the establishment's primary form of income. Entry is free but all fans who enter mysteriously leave barefoot, their shoes taken by the Stadium Gnomes. If homophobes, racists, specists, or other bigots attempt entry they are spirited away, never to be seen again.

Stadium History

Choux Stadium was founded by Maximé Coüture who originally established it as a French Patisserie. The patisserie started from humble beginnings as Maximé was the only human employee, though he did notably receive regular help from the local wildlife in forests of Mt. Pleasant. In it's early years, the patisserie operated primarily out of a small cart that was pulled by two large deer into the towns that surrounded Mt. Pleasant. This is because the physical location of the patisserie is believed to magically change locations, but this has never been confirmed¹.

Footnotes

1. Charles Louis and Dale Cartwright performed a number of tests in an attempt to ascertain the location of Choux Stadium, but to no avail. Phase 1 included the use of helicopter surveillance, but produced inconclusive evidence. Phase 2 included the use of sonar and thermal imaging devices, but produced inconclusive evidence. Phase 3 included the fastening of GoPro cameras to a network of foxes that were released into the forest. A resounding 96.7% of the foxes were recovered and the video data they collected was analyzed, but they all produced inconclusive evidence.