Difference between revisions of "Cell Barajas"

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Cell Barajas is the ultimate melding of science and blaseball, designed using the genetics of the most mediocre Blaseball players that would submit to experimentation and several birds captured by the CDMX Wild Wings staff. Their goal was to give form to the sacred "Perfect Wing" in hopes of contacting the entity known as Guy Flieri to carry the team to the finals. Because of this she is a half blaseball player half bird monster (known colloquially as a 'Harpy').

The most notable feature about Cell is that at the end of every game she lays an egg. This egg will hatch before the beginning of the next game and play in her place. Unfortunately, because of this, this creature perfectly engineered for blaseball will never gain a full understand of the rules, and may play extremely inconsistently. Many of the Cells seem incapable of even holding a bat, and the ones that do often fail to understand what to do with it.

Due to their reproduction, some worry that these beings will come to fill the entire Wild Wings stadium in time.

Each and every iteration of Cell Barajas plays for the Mexico City Wild Wings

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 {{Player|status=Alive, Imperfect|team=[[Mexico City Wild Wings]]|rating=★★}}
-Cell Barajas is the ultimate melding of science and blaseball, designed using the genetics of the most mediocre Blaseball players that would submit to experimentation and several birds captured by the CDMX Wild Wings staff. Because of this she is a half blaseball player half bird monster (known colloquially as a 'Harpy').
+Cell Barajas is the ultimate melding of science and blaseball, designed using the genetics of the most mediocre Blaseball players that would submit to experimentation and several birds captured by the CDMX Wild Wings staff. Their goal was to give form to the sacred "Perfect Wing" in hopes of contacting the entity known as Guy Flieri to carry the team to the finals. Because of this she is a half blaseball player half bird monster (known colloquially as a 'Harpy').
-Most notable about Cell is that at the end of every game she lays an egg. This egg will hatch before the beginning of the next game and play in her place. Because of this this creature perfectly engineered for blaseball will never gain a full understand of the rules, and may play extremely inconsistently. Many of the Cells seem incapable of even holding a bat, and the ones that do often fail to understand what to do with it.
+The most notable feature about Cell is that at the end of every game she lays an egg. This egg will hatch before the beginning of the next game and play in her place. Unfortunately, because of this, this creature perfectly engineered for blaseball will never gain a full understand of the rules, and may play extremely inconsistently. Many of the Cells seem incapable of even holding a bat, and the ones that do often fail to understand what to do with it.
 Due to their reproduction, some worry that these beings will come to fill the entire Wild Wings stadium in time.