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Browning is just a grizzly bear in disguise. Evidence supporting this theory includes an audit of the Garage's catering budget noting an entry for 90 pounds of salmon per day adding more weight to the theory. Fans of the team, however, have pointed to Browning's (shaggy, clawed) opposable thumbs and ability to wear pants as evidence that he is, in fact, just a regular guy.