Bennett Browning

Bennett Browning is a batter for the Seattle Garages.

Making his debut for the Garages a week after Tifelli's Traveling Animal Circus passed through town, unconfirmed rumors have purported Bennet Browning is actually a grizzly bear in disguise, with an audit of the Garage's catering budget noting an entry for 90 pounds of salmon per day adding more weight to the theory. Fans of the team however, have pointed to Browning's (shaggy, clawed) opposable thumbs and ability to wear pants as evidence to the latter.

Regardless of the controversy, Bennet is considered a capable and underrated closer to the Garages lineup. As of Season 2, despite receiving a league ranking of only one star, Browning sports the second best RBI in the league, at 0.371.