Beasley Gloom

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Beasley Gloom is a pitcher for the Charleston Shoe Thieves. He is a dog. He's just the most adorable dog you've ever seen play blaseball! Look at his wittle paws and shoes! We All Love Beasley! Beasley's human is Workman Gloom, who now bats for the Shoe Thieves whether they want to or not.


Workman was bringing Beasley to practice one day when the coach demons of the Shoe Thieves mistook him for a player. He was immediately drafted into blaseball and given an adorably small uniform to match the rest of the team.


It is worth noting that as of time of writing, there is nothing in the rule book that says a dog can't play blaseball. There is also no explicit rule stating that a human being can play blaseball.