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{{Player|team=[[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]|rating=Best Boy|pronouns=He/him|status=Intact; alive|species=Dog|nickname="Buddy Boy", "The Underdog"|image1=Beasley Gloom.png|Signature Pitch=NO TAKE, ONLY THROW|signature_pitch(es)=NO TAKE ONLY THROW}}
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{{Player|team=[[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]|rating=½|pronouns=He/him|status=Alive|species=Dog|nickname="Buddy Boy", "The Underdog"|image1=Beasley Gloom.png|Signature Pitch=NO TAKE, ONLY THROW|signature_pitch(es)=NO TAKE ONLY THROW}}
  
Beasley Gloom is a pitcher for the Charleston Shoe Thieves. He is a dog. He's just the most adorable dog you've ever seen play blaseball! Look at his wittle paws and shoes! We All Love Beasley! Beasley's human is [[Workman Gloom]], who now bats for the Shoe Thieves whether they want to or not.
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'''Beasley Gloom''' is a pitcher for the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]], and has been part of the team since [[Season 1]].  
  
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Workman was bringing Beasley to practice one day when the coach demons of the Shoe Thieves mistook him for a player. He was immediately drafted into blaseball and given an adorably small uniform to match the rest of the team.
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== Official League Records ==
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Beasley was the Thieves' pitcher during for [[The Grand Unslam]].
  
Beasley specializes in stealing Workman Gloom's shoes.
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During the [[Season 3]], Day 84 game against the [[Los Angeles Tacos]], Beasley's star rating went from ★½ to ½ after swallowing a stray [[peanut]] and having an allergic reaction.
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== Background ==
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He's just the most adorable dog you've ever seen play blaseball! Look at his wittle paws and shoes! We All Love Beasley! Beasley's human is [[Workman Gloom]], who bats for the Shoe Thieves whether they want to or not. Beasley specializes in stealing Workman Gloom's shoes.
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== Blaseball Career ==
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Workman was bringing Beasley to practice one day when the coach demons of the Shoe Thieves mistook Beasley for a player. He was immediately drafted into blaseball and given an adorably small uniform to match the rest of the team.
  
 
It is worth noting that as of time of writing, there is nothing in the rule book that says a dog can't play blaseball. There is also no explicit rule stating that a human being ''can'' play blaseball.
 
It is worth noting that as of time of writing, there is nothing in the rule book that says a dog can't play blaseball. There is also no explicit rule stating that a human being ''can'' play blaseball.
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Revision as of 22:42, 8 August 2020


Beasley Gloom is a pitcher for the Charleston Shoe Thieves, and has been part of the team since Season 1.


Official League Records

Beasley was the Thieves' pitcher during for The Grand Unslam.

During the Season 3, Day 84 game against the Los Angeles Tacos, Beasley's star rating went from ★½ to ½ after swallowing a stray peanut and having an allergic reaction.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Background

He's just the most adorable dog you've ever seen play blaseball! Look at his wittle paws and shoes! We All Love Beasley! Beasley's human is Workman Gloom, who bats for the Shoe Thieves whether they want to or not. Beasley specializes in stealing Workman Gloom's shoes.

Blaseball Career

Workman was bringing Beasley to practice one day when the coach demons of the Shoe Thieves mistook Beasley for a player. He was immediately drafted into blaseball and given an adorably small uniform to match the rest of the team.

It is worth noting that as of time of writing, there is nothing in the rule book that says a dog can't play blaseball. There is also no explicit rule stating that a human being can play blaseball.