Axel Cardenas
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Axel Cardenas is a player for the Mexico City Wild Wings.
Axel is too cool for blaseball. So much so, in fact, that he regrets ever joining. He does not try, because this would be uncool, and hopes for incineration.
Appearance
He wears a leather jacket over his uniform, arms not through the sleeves.
Play Style
He bats one handed, with his right hand in the pocket of his skinny jeans. You will never, ever, be as cool as him.
Axel hits so many foul balls because of his foul attitude.
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