Difference between revisions of "Atlas Guerra"
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| − | Atlas Guerra is a player for the [[Chicago Firefighters]]. | + | Atlas Guerra is a player for the [[Chicago Firefighters]]. Guerra was named according to the principles of onomancy - divination by naming - by her highly superstitious parents, who desired their child to become a champion blodybuilder. This endeavor failed as Atlas Guerra has long suffered from chronic back pains and instead elected to become a blaseball pitcher. She entered the Firefighters after a successful career in [[The Underleagues]]. Upon her [[Internet League Blaseball]] debut her parents, seated in the first row, fainted in shame, an act which filled Guerra with confidence. |
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Revision as of 04:30, 30 July 2020
Atlas Guerra is a player for the Chicago Firefighters. Guerra was named according to the principles of onomancy - divination by naming - by her highly superstitious parents, who desired their child to become a champion blodybuilder. This endeavor failed as Atlas Guerra has long suffered from chronic back pains and instead elected to become a blaseball pitcher. She entered the Firefighters after a successful career in The Underleagues. Upon her Internet League Blaseball debut her parents, seated in the first row, fainted in shame, an act which filled Guerra with confidence.
