Underleagues
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The Underleagues are a nebulous system of blaseball leagues primarily composed of novice players (<10,000 years played). Underleagues teams typically shift from game to game based on attendance and strict rules enforcement is uncommon, leading to style of "play" not seen in Internet League Blaseball. Internet League teams use the Underleagues as a farm for new players, often using remaining biological/transbiological materials remaining on the field following games to fertilize the Elggs and promote player development to ready them for play at higher levels.
While a comprehensive list of underleague teams can never be compiled, notable teams include:
- DC Current
- Atlanta Coke Bottles
- Salt Lake City Blacklungs
- Indianapolis Cheese Graters
- Tucson Cactuses
- Greenwich Laser Beams
- Fairbanks Cold
- Yorkshire Hills
- Juneau Melt
- St. Louis Provel
- Antarctica Cubes
- Knoxville Jackasses
- Denver Heterophobes
- Asphodel Unremarkables
- East Texas Redman
- West Texas Bluelady
- Middle Texas Purplefolk
- Toronto Bellhops
- Galvaston Squidrons
- Paris Communes
- Moscow Cowmoss
- Yharnam Retinas
- Phoenix Cacti
- Tokyo Melancholy
- Havana Feetleeses
- Geetroit Manufacturers
- Bordeaux Buppies
- Skamania Batsquatches
- Hackensack Pileups
- Scranton Squonks
- Zzyzx Zzzs
- Monsterrat Monster Rats
- Moorhead Lips
- Bluff City Blackjacks
- Bloomington Blooms
- Edina Cake Eaters
- Laval Microbes
- Trenton Centrists
- Pittsburgh Slagheaps
- Ulaanbaatar Horseradishes
- Hong Kong Kong Hongs
- Jakarta Jabronis
- Lima Beanie Babies
- Napoli Dandruffs
- Houston Sighs
- Gainesville Deadlifts
- Oberammergau Spitzen
- Unterammergau Talen
- Harpers Ferry Abolitionists
- Beantown Bad Boys
- Jersey City Bicep Curls
- Washington Footballteam
- Olympus Mons Redjays
- Ocean City Splinters
- Suscon Screamer
- Salem Oregons
- Point Nemo Agoraphobes
- Point Pleasant Cryptids