Underleagues
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The Underleagues are a nebulous system of blaseball leagues primarily composed of novice players (<10,000 years played). Underleagues teams typically shift from game to game based on attendance and strict rules enforcement is uncommon, leading to style of "play" not seen in Internet League Blaseball. Internet League teams use the Underleagues as a farm for new players, often using remaining biological/transbiological materials remaining on the field following games to fertilize the Elggs and promote player development to ready them for play at higher levels.
While a comprehensive list of underleague teams can never be compiled, notable teams include:
- DC Current
- Atlanta Coke Bottles
- Salt Lake City Blacklungs
- Indianapolis Cheese Graters
- Greenwich Laser Beams
- Fairbanks Cold
- Yorkshire Hills
- Juneau Melt
- St. Louis Provel
- Knoxville Jackasses
- Denver Heterophobes
- Asphodel Unremarkables
- East Texas Redman
- Toronto Bellhops
- Galvaston Squidrons
- Paris Communes
- Moscow Cowmoss
- Yharnam Retinas
- Tokyo Melancholy
- Havana Feetleeses
- Bordeaux Buppies
- Skamania Batsquatches
- Hackensack Pileups
- Scranton Squonks
- Zzyzx Zzzs
- Monsterrat Monster Rats
- Morehead Lips
- Bluff City Blackjaks
- Laval Microbes