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Addition, S9 Elections

Since the Season 9 Elections, Hiroto has been followed constantly by a cloud of furious, eight-eyed birds. When asked where the birds came from, Wilcox answered, "Found 'em in the hole," before stepping on an escape chute disguised as a hotdog cart and disappearing.

When pressed for comment about the numerous fans injured while attempting to patronize said hot dog cart, manager Fearful Symmetry stated, "I think I've been very clear about our 'Don't Fall In The Hole' policy.