Underleagues
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The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
The Underleagues are a nebulous system of blaseball leagues primarily composed of novice players (<10,000 years played).
Underleagues teams typically shift from game to game based on attendance and strict rules enforcement is uncommon, leading to style of "play" not seen in Internet League Blaseball. Internet League teams use the Underleagues as a farm for new players, often using biological/transbiological materials remaining on the field following games to fertilize player eggs and promote player development to ready them for play at higher levels.
While a comprehensive list of underleague teams can never be compiled, notable teams include:
- Alma X's
- Akron Rubbers
- Anchorage Midnight
- Antarctica Cubes
- Asheville Drafts
- Asphodel Unremarkables
- Atlanta Coke Bottles
- Atlanta International Airport Crew
- Atlantis Flakes
- Atlantis Sharkbait
- Austin Swapmeets
- Bakersfield Lovecats
- Beantown Bad Boys
- Beechworth Correctional Centre Slashers
- Bend Ben's
- Bloomington Blooms
- Bordeaux Buppies
- Boston Flowers 2
- Boulder Little Rocks
- Chattanooga MoonPies
- Chestermere Bloody Caesars
- Chicxulub Impact
- Cleveland Secrets
- Cooperville Nancy Sinatras
- [[Dark West Carolina Floppers]
- DC Current
- Delaware Flats
- Denton Death Metal Bands
- Denver Heterophobes
- Detroit Breakdown
- Durham Rallies
- East Texas Redman
- Edina Cake Eaters
- Fairbanks Cold
- Fairfax Machines
- Gainesville Deadlifts
- Galapagos Blue Feet
- Galveston Squidrons
- Gary Jerry's
- Geetroit Manufacturers
- Grange City Greys
- Gondwanaland Sauropods
- The Goose
- Grand Forks Splorks
- Greenwich Laser Beams
- Hackensack Ack-Ack-Ack-Acks
- Harpers Ferry Abolitionists
- Harrisburg Fax Machines
- Hartford Permanent Assurance
- Havana Feetleeses
- Hong Kong Kong Hongs
- Honolulu Sweet Stuff
- Houston Sighs
- Indianapolis Cheese Graters
- Infinite Cows
- Internet Dingbats
- Jakarta Jabronis
- Jersey City Bicep Curls
- Juneau Melt
- Kerguelen Mollymawks
- Knoxville Jackasses
- Labrador Newfoundlands
- Lagrange Point Anomalies
- Las Vegas Janitorial Staff
- Laval Microbes
- Lima Beanie Babies
- Limited Taquitos
- Little Rock Boulders
- Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch Lambs
- Long Island Twins
- Louisville Medicine
- Melbourne Coffee Cups
- Mesquite Cutlets
- Middle Texas Purplefolk
- Minnesota Flats
- Milwaukee Bluers
- Modesto Five-Thirtys
- Monsterrat Monster Rats
- Moorhead Lips
- Moscow Cowmoss
- Napoli Dandruffs
- New York Dreamers
- Newfoundland Labradors
- Oberammergau Spitzen
- Ocean City Splinters
- Olympia Dukakis
- Olympus Mons Redjays
- Omaha Bay Bees
- Oregon Seaglobes
- Paris Communes
- Parkway Porkrollers
- Permian Basin Abyssal Copepods
- Phoenix Cacti
- Pittsburgh Agars
- Pittsburgh Slagheaps
- Point Nemo Agoraphobes
- Point Pleasant Cryptids
- Ponder Osas
- Portland Colossi
- Punxsutawney Meteorologists
- Quantum Conundrums
- Raleigh Durums
- Roanoke Secrets
- Rotterdam Clog Thieves
- Salem Oregons
- Salt Lake City Blacklungs
- Scranton Squonks
- Scunthorpe Tossers
- Sea of Tranquility Navigators
- Shreveport Stevedores
- Skamania Batsquatches
- Springfield One of a Kinds
- St. Louis Provel
- Suscon Screamer
- Superior Spray
- Tokyo Melancholy
- Toronto Bellhops
- Tranquility Strongarms
- Trenton Centrists
- Tucson Cactuses
- Ulaanbaatar Horseradishes
- Unterammergau Talen
- Washington Footballteam
- West Texas Bluelady
- Wichita Falls Fleshpits
- Wild Wings Legal Team
- Woodinville RainSongs
- Yharnam Retinas
- Yokohama Walkers
- Yorkshire Hills
- Zyglrox Peripheries
- Zzyzx Zzzs
- 'Oumuamua Mwah-Mwahs