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- For reasons that remain unclear, Firefighters fans have been known to refer to Johnson as “The Him.” | - For reasons that remain unclear, Firefighters fans have been known to refer to Johnson as “The Him.” | ||
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- Johnson owns a significant collection of running equipment including a pair of state-of-the-art toe-separated barefoot running shoes. | - Johnson owns a significant collection of running equipment including a pair of state-of-the-art toe-separated barefoot running shoes. | ||
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- In early seasons, Johnson was also commonly called “Walker” due to his tendency to take walks while at-bat. | - In early seasons, Johnson was also commonly called “Walker” due to his tendency to take walks while at-bat. | ||
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- When convinced by teammate Caleb Alvarado to take a love language quiz, Johnson’s top three results were acts of service, quality time, and wealth redistribution. | - When convinced by teammate Caleb Alvarado to take a love language quiz, Johnson’s top three results were acts of service, quality time, and wealth redistribution. | ||
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- Johnson is familiar with the works of a number of leftist theorists including Karl Mlarx, Vladimir Llenin, John Maynard Kleynes, Emma Gloldman, Dolly Plarton, and Angela Dlavis. | - Johnson is familiar with the works of a number of leftist theorists including Karl Mlarx, Vladimir Llenin, John Maynard Kleynes, Emma Gloldman, Dolly Plarton, and Angela Dlavis. | ||
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- Johnson has estimated that through his family he knows 85% of the immigrant grandmothers within Chicago city limits. | - Johnson has estimated that through his family he knows 85% of the immigrant grandmothers within Chicago city limits. | ||
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- For unknown reasons, teammate Socks Maybe has a deep hatred for Johnson and will rarely be seen near him. This has caused a number of the problems on the team, as the two have only one lineup slot separating them. | - For unknown reasons, teammate Socks Maybe has a deep hatred for Johnson and will rarely be seen near him. This has caused a number of the problems on the team, as the two have only one lineup slot separating them. | ||
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