Yasslyn Statter Jr./IF-0.1234

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Dated to just after the Season 17 elections.

Hi, it's me, Yass Jr.!

Things have been going great this semester! Definitely enjoying my classes so far. Plus, I don't have classes on Fridays now! Which is awesome because it means I have enough time for EVERYTHING now, and of course you know I've been trying to get the balance worked out for a while now!! Yes!! Finally!!

     Oh, I've also been able to pick up a part-time job working with the local Blaseball team! It's been super fun, I do some behind-the-scenes work. It's surprisingly REALLY similar to the volunteer conservancy work I've been doing with Hawaiian monk seals — who knew? It's wild, but I guess it makes sense — the team just recently got their licensure stuff worked out to be able to sponsor a bunch of birdhouses, and there's tons of birds endemic to the islands that have a protected status. And yeah, the sponsorship has been going great! It's kind of wild how much money, like, percentage-wise, the team is able to put into the bird conservancy stuff. It kinda helps that they play wherever on the islands they want, so they don't have a permanent stadium... I'm not sure how much I'm allowed to say though... but I know you won't say anything ;p

     Anyway, I gotta run! I need to pray before I go to swim practice in a few minutes, and then later one of my college friends is going to teach me how to SKATEBOARD!!! I will write to you again ASAP, I promise! I know you like getting these updates from my life :)

Love you!

– Yasslyn Statter Jr.

P.S.: It's not exactly my area but the wild animal rescue I've been volunteering at recently got in an injured Hawaiian Hoary Bat and she is absolutely the cutest lil guy EVER!!! Maybe I'll send you a picture in my next letter!