Wyatt Glover/IF-23.465

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Glover has been interviewed repeatedly after the Season 9 Elections granted them the Fire Eater modification.

At first, they felt empowered to protect their team from incineration, stating, "I look forward to protecting my team from Rogue Umpires. This forecast business is pretty scary. If only I could've become a Peanut Eater as well!" Before striding off to give noted boiling player and hug enthusiast Washer Barajas the first hug gey had received in 'centuries, perhaps even millennia', disregarding questions about whether they were now made of molten glass, rather than sand.

For several days following the incineration of star player Annie Roland on Season β10, Day 39, Glover could not be reached for comment. At a home game several weeks later, the park's wards allowed the press to approach them for an interview as play paused for Old Faithful to erupt. Glover reminded them that Roland was known to be extremely protective of the Magic's players, and that they could not be everywhere at once. As the wards began to force the interviewer back to their seat, Glover added that they were not expecting to inherit the full weight of Roland's mantle, at least not this early on.

Glover refused to answer questions about the incineration of Sutton Picklestein on Season 13, Day 13, and acted to shield replacement hitter Kurt Crueller from questioning during their debut series by directing attention to their Credit to the Team status.