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After the Interview Decree completed the Tear in LA’s Spacetime, breaking the sky into infinite shards of iridescent glass, certain members of the Tacos began to resemble the Tear, although some more than others. Dovenpart, who pitched the Bridge Weakening Quantum Curveball, has had their hands and lower arms transform into a mosaic of reflective light bouncing off of glimmering mirrors and glass since the event. The team also attempted to recover Dovenpart’s glove after the Unslam game concluded, however that too broke into pieces of vibrant glass and became scattered around Al Pastor Memorial Stadium’s field, hot to the touch. While the broken figures along their arms did not significantly impact their ability to pitch, after a Season 5 forced Dovenpart into the Lineup, new techniques had to be developed.
It seems as if the contour of glass was fitted along their hands precisely to hold a ball, however bats were much more difficult to grasp. Additionally, the reflection of surroundings from their hands into their eyes when at bat led to difficulty seeing pitches thrown to them. As if a streak of sun was forced into their eyes, hitting the ball became more of a pain than throwing it was. However, soon after the Reverb occurred, drawing Dovenpart back to their connection with the Microphone, they were able to harness some of its powers and summon numerous bats from the Tear and onto the field in a Season 6 game against the Hellmouth Sunbeams.
Reportedly, they used the following incantation to incite this technique:
|I am the bone of my bat.|
|Aluminum is my body and Tacos are my blood.|
|I have created over a thousand bats.|
|Unaware of loss,|
|Nor aware of gain.|
|Withstood pain to create runs, waiting for one’s arrival.|
|I have no regrets. This is the only path.|
|My whole life was Unlimited Blase Works.|
Unfortunately, this action was incredibly inconsequential and resulted in the call of a strike, swinging. Team management has scolded Dovenpart for it's potential to further damage the Spacetime. Some theorize that, had they succeeded in making contact with the ball, Unmasoned names would revert back to their original states. However this is usually trumped by the fact that the Commissioner's front office, who had an even greater excess of energy than Dovenpart with help from the Microphone, were still not able to revert Los Angeli or its residents to their prior state. Unlimited blase works has not been attempted since.