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Wanda Schenn/IF-18.740
Wanda Schenn is a small business owner and breast cancer survivor who formerly managed a farm in Delaware County, Ohio that produced corn and soy. She is a butch lesbian who uses she/her pronouns. She has a dog that used to be an astronaut.
Like all of us, she is from Chicago. Her jersey number is 740.
Appearance
Schenn appears to be a middle-aged Caucasian woman with short hair that is slowly going gray and floral half sleeve tattoos. She is either 5’4” or 6’4”, and enjoys dressing in a rockabilly style.
History
Schenn was born in Columbus and grew up in Delaware County on the farm that belonged to her German immigrant parents. The farm, which was approximately 400 acres, grew corn and soy used for pork production elsewhere in the state. Throughout her youth, Schenn participated in 4H and FFA, raising and showing gilts.
After graduating from high school, she spent five years working as a cross-country long-haul trucker, and then another two years as the mechanic for the same fleet she drove for. When her parents retired, she moved home to take over managing the family farm, and eventually started a recreational blaseball league in her community.
This led her to being recruited by the Ohio Worms in REDACTED. She ascended with the Worms on REDACTED and returned with the Descension in Season β12.
Move to Chicago
At the end of Season β13, Schenn sold her farm and moved to Chicago to chase her dream of opening a combination speakeasy and bowling alley, which she accomplished shortly after her move. The exact name and location of the speakeasy is unknown, as Schenn has made a point of separating her blaseball career from her personal pursuits, although it is rumored that Lou Roseheart occasionally visits Schenn there.
She earned her volunteer firefighter certification and EMT certification shortly thereafter. As a result of her change of address, she was traded to the Chicago Firefighters and joined the roster as a hitter.
Move to Los Angeli
At the end of Season β22, Mcdowell Mason expressed a desire to join the Firefighters, explaining that he’d concluded firefighting skills were an essential thing for him to learn these days. Schenn very abruptly placed the speakeasy under the new management of a friend not involved in blaseball and volunteered to trade positions. She has declined all requests for explanation why, although it appears to be a continued effort to stay busy and ward off some inner demon or another. The trade was hasty enough that, especially with Schenn Elsewhere at the time, neither party noticed it left Mason pitching.
Schenn found Los Angeli initially very overwhelming and sensory-overload-inducing, with her stress compounded by suddenly becoming a Subtractor. Yummy Elliott and McKinley Otten showed her around and helped her get acclimated, resulting in a close friendship with both. Schenn also bonded quickly with Rivers Rosa over their shared prior teams, with both having been traded onto the other’s first team in exchange for NaN.
Once used to the city, Schenn began to get visibly restless about not having enough to do between games. Before long, she got a job at the Van Nuys Ralphio’s, stocking shelves, running deliveries, keeping things in order, and running more deliveries. Until coworkers commented on it, she was unaware that this was the same Ralphio’s that Mcdowell Mason had previously worked at. As she got more comfortable in Los Angeli, she also started helping out around the stadium. She helped pilot the Chariot during Season β24 until she wound up Elsewhere.
Going Elsewhere
In Season β19, Schenn became an Undertaker. Justice Spoon, her teammate and the first Undertaker in the league, gave her guidance on how to use her new ability. However, midway through Season 22, Spoon wound up in the shadows, putting more pressure on Schenn to support the team.
On the Tacos, Schenn has been trying to “help my teammates, yes, but without- without being self-sacrificing.” As a result, she only dove in after a teammate once during her two seasons on the Tacos (though she joined the team while Elsewhere and was swept Elsewhere naturally at one point): flipping Felix Garbage negative on Season 24 Day 91.
Fortunately for Schenn and Garbage, the entirety of Blaseball was registered as Elsewhere shortly afterwards, allowing them to continue to interact with their team as normal. (Refresh to see another take on Schenn’s time Elsewhere.)
Wanda’s Dog
Schenn’s dog is a male golden retriever, approximately five years old, named Wander. Like Schenn, he is also a cancer survivor. A Firefighters fan favorite, he has been occasionally called “like, the sixth mascot of the Firefighters,” and is much-beloved at blaseball games, where he can be spotted retrieving fly balls in the outfield alongside Schenn and stealing meatballs from unsuspecting fans.
During Schenn’s time in Ohio, he was sent into orbit for approximately REDACTED days as part of a series of scientific trials. Schenn keeps his official portrait framed on her desk in the Fire House, and has been said to smile every time she sees it.
Wander received his search-and-rescue certification at the same Schenn received her EMT certification, but spends most of his time napping under the counter at Schenn’s speakeasy.
The Tacos were delighted to have a dog back on the team, and have taken to dressing Wander in the various costumes they had obtained for Halexandrey Walton. Wander enjoys this.
Trivia
- Schenn cuts her own hair.
- She is extremely capable with machinery and is very knowledgeable about cars, leading her to a close friendship with Kennedy Rodgers.
- She has a close dynamic with Lucas Petty and Vito Kravitz, who, although both loud, are also car experts. Schenn brings some quiet competence to this dynamic.
- She has dual language efficiency in English and German, and is taking Matoran lessons via Duolingo.
- Wander and batter Socks Maybe’s relationship was extremely hostile at first but has mellowed out over a while, and the two can occasionally be seen napping together.
- Since joining the Tacos, Schenn has been regularly seen getting advice from Sexton Wheerer, discussing science with Felix Garbage, and chilling quietly with Basilio Fig.
- She is quiet and chooses not to talk much. She also often uses German to express her thoughts without her teammates understanding what she is saying.
- During Season 13, Schenn pitched a game against Wyatt Pothos, who is noteworthy for having had the same first name as Schenn prior to the Wyatt Masoning. Several Tacos have expressed emotions that are very hard to put into words about Schenn’s first name, notably Basilio Mason and Wyatt Dovenpart.
Wanda Schenn/IF-24.513
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Appearance
Wanda Schenn is an astronaut who uses she/her pronouns. She often sheds her bulky space suit to play blaseball, electing instead to wear a simple flight suit, but has never been seen without her helmet. Those who have attempted to discern any identifying facial features by looking within the helmet have only reported seeing "an endless corn field that stretches to a horizon that doesn't exist," with some haunted by hallucinations of a space-like void for days following the encounter.
Before
REDACTED Schenn grew up in a one-story rambler in South Lebanon, Ohio. By her REDACTED year in high school she had made the cut for the varsity REDACTED team at S REDACTED High School. By all accounts, Schenn—the child of German immigrants—was a driven, talented young student-athlete with a natural understanding of physics and a stubborn streak a mile wide.
In her REDACTED year of high school, she met Augusta Chadwell, who she would later identify as her best friend and confidante. The two were both interested in space exploration, and together brainstormed something they called the Wanderer module: a simple space shuttle, meant to be manned by a small crew of perhaps two.
The two attended REDACTED University together; Schenn achieved her Bachelor's in Aerospace Engineering and went on to earn a Master's in Engineering.
Because of Despite Schenn's demonstrated proficiency in engineering, she was REDACTED the Ohio Worms REDACTED. Schenn REDACTED until the Worms' Descension.
HISTORY IS WRIT BY THOSE EXERCISING DOMINION
During
Schenn played for the Ohio Worms following their return to the ILB as a pitcher. Reportedly, she enjoyed but did not particularly look forward to the games she would pitch, finding more joy in participating in blaseball with her friend Chadwell than in the splort itself.
An investigation by REDACTED suggests Schenn and Chadwell continued their work on the Wanderer, conducting regular tests, building prototypes, and otherwise adjusting their plans in their shared laboratory space, although it appears they were not prepared for any actual voyage.
On Day 89 of Season β13, Chadwell was incinerated by a rogue umpire in the Wormhole. A fan in attendance, who only identified themself as "Zersetzer," shared an account of the event with a local news outlet.
"I knew it would happen the moment I stepped into the Wormhole. It was always going to be that way. They had plans, you know, and set their eyes beyond the horizon. Augusta was so beautiful. I didn't enjoy it, when they died standing out there in the field. She didn't do anything except dare to look where she shouldn't have. In the end it was a lesson, even if it was crude. Ash is impermanent and useless, and death means nothing in this game, but it was the only way they would listen. They should have known that someone would always stay."
after all, when you're from ohio, you never truly leave.
After the incineration of her best friend, Schenn was devastated and inconsolable. Following the game, she was overheard by fans as she insisted that she would "get out of Ohio, whatever it takes."
Launch of the Wanderer Module
Instead of attending any post-season celebrations with the rest of the Worms, Schenn became noticeably withdrawn and moody, and retreated to her laboratory. After REDACTED, she had the first and only fully-functioning Wanderer module prototype created: it was scaled down slightly from the original plans, built to accommodate one pilot instead of the anticipated two.
While the laboratory burned to the ground shortly before the Wanderer module was scheduled to launch, an investigation led by REDACTED recovered a single cassette recording, presumably made by Schenn as she left tried to leave. The transcript of the partial recording is as follows.
"I'd feel bad about it. I would. Except... oh, I don't know. Augusta isn't — she can't tell me — I want to go. I do. There's this, this little voice in the back of my head that says stay, wanderer, stay, and I keep wondering whether I should stay after all. Who's going to look after my parents, translate complex English into German? Who's going to look after Augusta's dog? But then, but then I remember, I've been in the REDACTED for, for who knows how long, and I haven't talked to my parents since we descended. Augusta doesn't have a dog. I am playing blaseball in, in Ohio of all places. I want
to stay. there's nothing for me out there. i don't know where i would go or who i would be— I want to leave. I have to."
The Wanderer module launched on REDACTED from REDACTED, Ohio and landed in Lake Michigan, Chicago REDACTED days later.
Wanderer Module Ground-to-Space Transcript
Following the recovery of the Wanderer module's black box, an attempt at recording the transcript was made. Parts of the transcript remain unintelligible or missing. Flermilab, based in Chicago, has published sections of the transcript for members of the community to view and access for free on their website; those sections are replicated here.
- CONTROL: Final check.
- WANDERER: Engines running, seatbelt buckled, all systems are go.
- CONTROL: Winds fair, skies clear. Safe journeys, Wanderer, and may you find your way home.
- WANDERER: Thank you, Control. Countdown?
- CONTROL: 10...
- CONTROL: 9...
- CONTROL: 8...
- CONTROL: 7...
- CONTROL: 6...
- OHIO: oh, wanderer. i thought you'd gotten over this petty urge to run away. well. perhaps i shall join you.
- OHIO: how do you feel, wanderer? do you feel vindicated?
- WANDERER: It's very quiet up here. It's lonelier, too. I always thought Augusta would be here.
- OHIO: foolish child. you know as well as i that augusta could not make this journey with you. either she would die or the calculations need to get your little tin can rotating in the atmosphere would not work, no matter how many times you checked.
- WANDERER: It's pretty, though. You can see everything. A small blue dot; the stars.
- WANDERER: I thought...
- WANDERER: Bird's eye view, right? You climb and climb and climb so you can see the world from above. Matters of perspective.
- OHIO: is something the matter?
- WANDERER: ...This isn't what I expected.
- WANDERER: I... I don't see an end. It's just... more.
- OHIO: tell me in the tongues you know. tell me as best you can, wanderer, is this satisfaction? is this what you wanted? a vantage point, to see just how far you cannot go?
- WANDERER: I don't have a word for it. The only place I belonged was playing blaseball with my best friend. I have no family, not one I would recognize; no team, for all their well-wishes, who can replace Augusta. I thought there would be a void out here that matched the void in me but there is stars and a small world and Ohio and it just won't leave me alone.
- OHIO: i think the word you're looking for is 'homesick,' wanderer.
- WANDERER: I'm never going to see Augusta again, am I?
- WANDERER: (quiet, muffled sobbing)
- CHICAGO: WANDERER MODULE YOU ARE ENTERING CHICAGO AIRSPACE
- OHIO: no. NO
- CHICAGO: ALSO, IF WE MAY SUGGEST A DESCRIPTIVE WORD, WANDERER MODULE
- WANDERER: I — I suppose.
- CHICAGO: ABGESCHIEDEN
- WANDERER: German?
- CHICAGO: YES. MEANING "SOLITARY." MEANING "ALONE."
- WANDERER: No... no, that's not quite it. Erm — Mutterseelenallein?
- CHICAGO: AH. WE DID NOT REMEMBER THAT WORD.
- CHICAGO: THAT IS VERY LONELY INDEED.
- CHICAGO: WE DO NOT KNOW WHERE YOU ARE FROM, WANDERER MODULE, BUT YOU HAVE TAUGHT US SOMETHING, AND YOU ARE WELCOME WITHIN OUR BORDERS IF YOU LIKE.
- OHIO: you don't get to take her from me. you don't. you don't.
- WANDERER: ...Chicago. Sounds like a nice enough place.
- CHICAGO: YES, QUITE
- CHICAGO: INCIDENTALLY WE HAVE HAD A JOB OPENING RECENTLY SHOULD YOU WISH TO FILL IT
- WANDERER: Not space travel?
- CHICAGO: NOT YET
- WANDERER: I'll take it.
- OHIO: what are you doing. stop this at once.
- CHICAGO: IN THAT CASE, WANDERER MODULE, WELCOME TO CHICAGO WHERE YOU ARE FROM
But there are those who welcome the wanderer, and those who watch her leave.
After
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Chicago WELCOME TO CHICAGO, CHILD OF THE STARS.
YOU ARE NOT NEW TO US. YOU ARE HERE; YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN HERE. WE KNOW YOU, AND WE KNOW YOUR HEART; IT IS GOOD. DO YOU HEAR US, CALLING FOR YOU? THE SIREN ON THE HORIZON, THE RED LURE? YOU ARE FREE TO GO, WANDERER; YOU ARE FREE TO TURN AWAY. BUT IF YOU CHOOSE TO STAY, THERE IS A PLACE FOR YOU. YOU EXIST, WANDERER; YOU EXIST. YOU WILL NOT BE FORGOTTEN: WANDERER THE HOMESICK, THE LONELY, THE BOLD, THE BRAVE, THE BEAUTIFUL. WE CANNOT PROMISE YOU THAT WHICH YOU MISS. BUT WE CAN PROMISE A PLACE WHERE THE EARTH IS HONEST AND KIND, AND A PLACE FOR YOU TO MAKE YOUR OWN. A PLACE WHERE, SHOULD YOU ASK, SOMEONE WILL ALWAYS ANSWER. WELCOME HOME, WANDERER. |
Ohio do you regret it, wanderer? do you miss me?
i know you, wanderer. i know the way your stomach lurched when you climbed into that vast expanse. i know the way your heart called for me. i know your weakness, wanderer, and that weakness is the soft soil is the soft dirt is the quietude of the things underneath, the certitude of that which remains silently buried. i would have consumed you, decomposed your soft flesh into something useful, something to build on. it would have been a kinder fate. you are lost to me. |
Arrival
The Wanderer module crashed into Lake Michigan, where it was recovered by Wesley Poole. Schenn was recovered from the module and brought to the Fire House. Since her arrival in Chicago she has refused to speak, electing instead to use a form of non-verbal communication involving a combination of Morse code and Socks Maybe. However, some say she will occasionally hum along to the sound of the theremin.
According to Schenn herself, she recalls little from her time in space, and refuses to speak about it at length, mentioning only that it was "very, very lonely." She either does not remember or refuses to acknowledge any previous names she may have had. Instead she goes by Wanda, short for Wanderer.
Like all of us, she is from Chicago. Her jersey number is 513.
Trivia
- Schenn's maiden and only voyage lasted REDACTED.
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- Her pre-game ritual is "Warding off demons." The
identityidentities of these demons remain unclear. - She is often spotted occupying the garden that once belonged to Atlas Guerra, and although she is never seen working within, the small produce garden is productive and healthy once more.
This article draws inspiration from the Apollo 11 Technical Air-to-Ground Transcript, provided by NASA.
Wanda Schenn/IF-57.614
Wanda Schenn is a player with planetoid physiology who uses they/them pronouns.
Like all of us, they are from Chicago. Their jersey number is 513.
Appearance
Schenn’s form has been described in a variety of ways. Whether this is due to them appearing to each person differently or them being able to consciously shift their form is unknown. Reports have emerged of a human-sized planet, a planet shaped like a human, and a planet-sized planet. When asked to describe themselves, Schenn responded with incomprehensible growls and rumbling noises best measured using the Richter scale.
Many have wondered how versions of Schenn too large to fit in the stadium play blaseball. The answer to that also varies from description to description: maybe they manipulate gravity to their advantage to hit or throw the ball (“You count as on base if the base is on you,” Son Jensen was quoted as explaining); or maybe It Just Works. Schenn has also been seen using an astronaut-shaped marionette (on very long strings) to play, as well as using the marionette to explore other places they are too large and too far away to visit.
Scientific Classification
Their mutable form and the appearance of being an entire planet has led to some curious investigation from Flermilab. Per a report published shortly after Schenn’s arrival in Chicago, Schenn is a class-M superterran planet, having a mass approximately equivalent to 5.13 Earths. How this does not have any noticeable effect on other gravitational fields remains a mystery, especially since Schenn occasionally uses gravitational effects to play blaseball.
Scientists committed to the pedantic use of scientific terminology note that Schenn does not “technically qualify” as a planet as they do not orbit a star[1], seeing as Sun 2’s appearance is inconsistent at best. This would technically make Schenn a rogue planet, also known as an orphan planet, sunless planet, unbound planet, or wandering planet.[2] However, “everyone else says it’s close enough,” the principal investigator at Flermilab noted, “which means it’s good enough for me.”
It has been noted that Schenn’s surface supports some form of life, although all attempts to communicate with sentient life have failed. This may be related to the dense atmosphere characteristic of superterran planets, some other quirk of Schenn’s planetoid physiology, or a lack of truly sentient lifeforms. Studies of this phenomenon remain ongoing.
During Season β19, Schenn began demonstrating even stranger gravitational interactions, allowing them to flip teammates Negative like fellow Undertaker Justice Spoon, who was able to help them use this ability. They first demonstrated this ability with their friend Gita Sparrow. In Season β22, due to Schenn changing teams, both Schenn and Sparrow became Subtractors. It is unclear how either of these impact Schenn’s scientific classification. It is unclear how the gravitational physics of these abilities work. It is unclear how Schenn feels about them.
Transfer to Los Angeli
Although it is unclear exactly why Schenn came to Los Angeli after Season 22, their interest in the astrophysics work of Nicholas Vincent (who they appear to have a large collection of cosmology papers written by, and as far as anyone can tell, are always seeking out more) and in attempting to communicate with others there, despite predominantly only communicating in low, tectonic growls, might provide some hints. They adjusted relatively well to the city’s chaos and are now a common sight on its skyline.
The weirdness of Schenn’s gravitational field, and their common interest in science, drew the attention of gravitational physicist Felix Garbage, who helped show them around the city along with Yummy Elliott. Garbage and Elliott are also two of the players most reminded of Nicholas Vincent by Schenn’s space theming, although neither have been willing to elaborate on those thoughts to the press. Schenn was also previously somewhat familiar with Rivers Rosa, and had been introduced to Hendricks Richardson, who they help with research sometimes, by Gita Sparrow. Vito Kravitz is interested in all the ground Schenn has, a fact which Schenn is oblivious to.
Schenn ended Season 24 Elsewhere, diving in after Felix Garbage on Day 91. Schenn appears to appreciate the great unknown expanse of Elsewhere, exploring its depths with the possible help of their astronaut-shaped mannequin. Of the players trapped Elsewhere through the end of the world, Schenn was previously familiar with Garbage and with Roscoe Sundae, the latter of whom they had also been introduced to by Gita Sparrow, but mostly keeps to themselves. (Refresh to see another take on Schenn’s time Elsewhere.)
Known Moons and Satellites
Schenn has a number of satellites, including a number of rocky moons and man-made satellites. Flermilab has attempted to document them but has struggled to keep accurate and precise records, especially since they seem to appear and disappear at random.
The moon or satellite described here may not be the same every time.
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Trivia
- Schenn’s magnetic field is a frequent hazard to nearby scientific instruments; as such, they are barred from unauthorized access to any Chicago-local colleges and universities.
- Schenn is a legal gray area as both planet and blaseball player, leading to several notable civil suits that had to be brought to intergalactic court. Son Jensen has represented them in court more than once due to her experience in time-space law. Jensen may be one of very few people able to speak planet, albeit definitely not fluently.
- Schenn is sponsored by a small family-owned deli in Little Italy.
- Schenn is terrible at playing the theremin. Several public incidents have been reported to the relevant authorities, though no formal changes have been made.
- Allegedly, Schenn can dream. McKinley Otten has been trying to meet Schenn in their dreams in order to talk to them and give them a chance to communicate with someone, but has had no success so far.
- During Season 13, Schenn pitched a game against Wyatt Pothos, who is noteworthy for having had the same first name as Schenn prior to the Wyatt Masoning. Many Tacos have thoughts on this name overlap, but Schenn appears ambivalent about it.
- Schenn has received their Firefighter certification, though exactly how is not known.
Wanda Schenn/IF-96.436
Appearance
Wanda Schenn is always seen wearing a big coat, and the only features visible outside the coat are their large, bright eyes; fluffy hair that has little regard for gravity; hands; and feet. The limbs visible outside the coat change freely from pawlike in appearance to large numbers of large worms. Schenn is a “wormwolf”. Reports of what exactly that means varies, but she is humanoid in shape and has a mix of vaguely human-like and vaguely wolf-like features, and also is host to a colony of worms. The worms appear to be more like a pet than a part of their consciousness, although there are allegedly versions of Schenn where that is not the case. Schenn is semiverbal autistic, and their coat is a sensory comfort for her.
Schenn is an excitable gremlin. Fascinated by the world, she has been known to act childish at times. They are hesitant to warm up to new people. Her big coat is one manifestation of her nesting habits.
Schenn uses she/her and they/them pronouns. Like all of us, she is from Chicago. Her jersey number is 740.
History
In Ohio
Schenn originated from REDACTED Ohio REDACTED[citation needed] Rumors of (cw: implied animal death) “roadkill worm necromancy” are currently unfounded, as are rumors of "worm lycanthropy", "worm likeanthropy[sic]", "they're just like that", and "demons". The reason she joined the Ohio Worms, and her initial experience there, are also presently uncertain.[citation needed] They may or may not have been friends with Augusta Chadwell, and possibly also Enid Marlow and Kit Ratoon.[citation needed]
In Chicago
At the end of Season 13, NaN encountered Schenn, who was burning up with some unnatural, strangely fire-like fever. The Worms expressed concern about her, and NaN, for whom this was on their route, offered to take her to Chicago and see if anyone there could help. Rivers Rosa was the first to encounter them, and offered her assistance immediately. As a result, Schenn was added to the Firefighters roster. She appreciates it.
Gita Sparrow went out of her way to make Schenn feel welcome, and the two became fast friends, with their different styles of awkwardness (Sparrow is talkative, Schenn is quiet) meshing well. There are rumors that the two have started a relationship. They stay in touch and send each other memes regularly. Both are now Subtractors.
Schenn is also friends with Kennedy Rodgers and was close friends with Goobie Ballson (as most Firefighters were). Despite Rosa's role in Schenn's arrival to Chicago, in the short time when both were on the team before Rosa swapped with NaN (the same player Schenn was traded for), they did not talk much.
Schenn has been known at times to speak German, seemingly to herself. Isaac Johnson learned some basic German in an attempt to make them feel welcome; reportedly, when Schenn heard about this, she stopped speaking German around the Firefighters entirely.
Schenn became an Undertaker in Season β19, and received tips on it from teammate Justice Spoon, the first Undertaker. Spoon’s shadowing in Season β22 put the team’s Undertaker responsibilities solely on Schenn for the first time.
In Los Angeli
Schenn transferred to the Tacos for several reasons. Here is one that you might have heard of: Schenn had no control over the situation. Most importantly, though, they accidentally joined the team when on a connecting flight to Tokyo to get back her Underhanded Arm Socks of Intelligence. While this initially seemed like an unsuccessful endeavour, Schenn got lucky in that Silvaire Semiquaver, the current holder of those socks, joined the team a season later, and Schenn now has her socks back.
Schenn found Los Angeli initially exceedingly overwhelming and sensory-overload-inducing, despite their curiosity. She also disliked the heat, as it made her jacket uncomfortable at times. They first became comfortable around Basilio Mason, who was frantically figuring out how to fulfill a “team dad/team responsible adult” role and made her feel welcome, and can often be seen following him around. Mason carefully modified her jacket for better temperature control; Schenn has also been seen in Mcdowell Mason’s old uniform, as it is large enough on them. Yummy Elliott (who introduced Schenn to Baja Blast) and McKinley Otten both also helped Schenn get acclimated. Schenn and Elliott are gremlin buddies.
Despite not having been close with Rosa in Chicago, Schenn and Rosa became friends in LA. Schenn also bonded with Felix Garbage due to shared interests and with Basilio Fig, despite initial concern at Fig’s perpetual flame. Both consider her like a younger sibling. She has been seen getting horseback rides from Sexton Wheerer, who befriended them all the more enthusiastically despite having to detangle missing Mcdowell Mason from it; in Chicago, Mason and Gita Sparrow have a similar dynamic. They get along great with Rat “Macy” Mason’s rats, and Mason in turn gets along great with her worms. (Refresh to see more team dynamics.) Meanwhile, Pannonica Oko is grossed out by and dislikes Schenn, for reasons that may include Schenn being a Subtractor while Oko remains shadowed, and Schenn dislikes Oko in return due to Oko replacing Goobie Ballson in a relatively hostile manner.
Subtractor and Elsewhere
Schenn became a Subtractor immediately after joining the Tacos, at the same time as Sparrow did. There was some comfort in not going through being a Subtractor alone, and some additional comfort in how well it fit their chaotic nature, but she did not like being a detriment to the team’s score. Tragically, their Underhanded Arm Socks of Intelligence did not fix this, as one effect applied to batting and the other to pitching.
During her time on the Tacos, Schenn only dove in Elsewhere to use her Undertaker abilities once, pursuing Felix Garbage in the last week of Season β24. Fortunately for Schenn and Garbage, the entirety of Blaseball was registered as Elsewhere shortly afterwards, allowing them to continue to interact with their team as normal. (Refresh to see another take on Schenn's time Elsewhere.)
Trivia
- Schenn has the same first name that was formerly the first name of former Tacos pitcher (and batter) Wyatt Pothos. The two actually pitched a game against each other on Season β13 Day 92, which Schenn lost.
- Schenn is an active member of the “New Kids” Dliscord established by Sparrow and Roscoe Sundae for the players joining the league between Season 12 and Season 14.
- On nights of the full moon, Schenn reportedly goes “sillymode”.
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