Valentine Games left his jockstrap at my house
Maybe he'll see this wiki entry before he sees his PHONE, WHICH HE APPARENTLY NEVER CHECKS. Hi Val, you stayed over at my place in Montrose a couple times during the offseason before you moved to California without warning. If you don't get back to me in a week, I'm just gonna keep it, because it's comfy, and it's probably worth a few bucks if you get traded someday to a team that wins more than 1/4 of its games. Thanks in advance!