UserWiki:Dasyuridae/Test page interview

From Blaseball Wiki

Interview 32.1 - Lars Taylor
This interview occurred in the Dope Korean Restaurant in Hellmouth. Due to the nature of the interviewee's communication, an audio recording was not possible. This transcript is based on notes from the event. Some nuance may have been lost in the translation.

I: So when did you get this horse?
LT [signing]: After the Season 6 Elections. I remember we had all said goodbye to Layna, which was sad, but I was also excited because I had one star for the first time. I went back to Siggy, and there was a horse waiting outside. And I remember thinking that was weird, because we don’t have many horses in the Hellmouth. Well, except for the living horses, but- you know. So I walked up to it and it had a harness on, and there was a note tucked under the harness. And it had my name on it. So I knew it was a horse for me.
I: Did you notice anything weird about the horse?
LT: No, she seems pretty normal to me. Why?
I: I just - she seems. Strange.
LT: Strange how?
I: I've noticed certain things among my evidence.