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Test page
This is a proof-of-concept test-page for a YeehAU page using Tabber. This has the minor drawback of making it very difficult to edit the page using the visual editor, which is why I've gone for transcluded subpages anyway, like I also will in the wookiepedia-style proof of concept when I get it done.

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Art by @lhcarpenter
Basic Information
Team	Hellmouth Sunbeams
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Gossip
Coffee Style	Macchiato
Blood Type	Basic
Fate	35
Soulscream	EIEIXEIEIXEOEAXAOEAXAOIAAAOIAAAOI
Biographical Details
Pronouns	He/Him and They/Them
Nickname(s)	"No-Stars Lars"; "One-Star Lar"
Species	Human?

Lars Taylor is a pitcher for the Hellmouth Sunbeams. Taylor has been a member of the team since Season 1.

Official League Records

In Season 8, Taylor joined an elite group during a game against the eventual champion Baltimore Crabs. The Crabs began the matchup with a score of -2 due to Targeted Shame and Taylor gave up two runs — resulting in a two-run shutout.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

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History

Until the Season 6 elections, Lars had 0 pitching stars. Thus, he was given the nickname, "No-Stars Lars". Lars traded his stars away in a crossroads deal with a Hellbeast for Sun Energy. This deal was made with JEFF, however JEFF has not taken that form since, and Lars is completely unaware of the fact that the crossroads deal he made was with JEFF.

Rather than eyes, Lars has only portals to the sky, making him very bad at judging when he is facing the batter or when the ball is near him. He is kept on the team because of The Prophecy, and because of his positive team spirit and can-do attitude. While the probability map of Taylor's uncountable arms has been determined empirically, their exact location at any point in time is indeterminate; thus, he holds his glove aloft and pitches the ball by sheer force of will.

Lars Taylor communicates at times through a slightly modified form of American Sign Language. With his uncountable arms, Lars is able to communicate several concepts simultaneously, which makes for a very efficient form of communication. This form of communication is known to be difficult to keep up with for users of slower modes of communication, but Taylor will adjust the speed accordingly. Notably, Shadowed teammate Joe Voorhees seems to have no trouble keeping up with Lars when he signs at top speed.

Lars' jersey has had a patch on the right shoulder depicting a denim jacket since the beginning of Season 4, from whence his eyes to the sky were reported to be just a touch dimmer. Nobody has been callous enough as to ask him about the meaning.

As of the Season 6 election, Lars' ability has been upgraded to an average of one star, changing their nickname to "One-Star Lar" or "Lone-Star Lars". Lars has been seen wearing a Western-style hat on at least one occasion, but reports that he has begun signing "Yee Haw!" before pitches have been hotly disputed among the Sunbeam faithful.

Trivia

• Before the end of Season 6, Lars Taylor was one of the few pitchers with 0 stars. He managed to stay starless through the first 6 seasons of Blaseball, which is the longest any player has been without stars in their position.
• Lars Taylor has published a philosophical treatise on starlessness, conceptualizing it as a state of absolute liberation akin to nirvana.
• Lars' stars appear to be inversely correlated with PolkaDot Patterson's stars, meaning that Lars currently does not have 87 stars.
• Lars started his career playing for the No-Stats Lads in the Heckmouth Sundarn Series, Hellmouth's amateur league.
• Lars cares about the community and has been mentoring several of Hellmouth's youth who live underneath the stadium.
• As of the end of Season 8, Lars was residing with teammates inside of teammate/sentient castle Sigmund Castillo.

History

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Fan Art

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  Lars Taylor, mentoring the youth who live under Hellmouth Stadium

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  by @karagna_

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  Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky

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  Lars Taylor animation by @ MimimiCee

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  Lars and Alaynabella hugging, by @MimimiCee

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  Lars Hlomecoming Outfit, by @MimimiCee