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Holden Milk is a Marine Biologist and Legal Counsel for the Charleston Shoe Thieves.


Official League Records

Debut

Holden Milk originally joined the Shoe Thieves on day X3 of Season 2 in the bottom of the 2nd after the incineration of Ham Goodbar. In their first game, Milk scored 3 runs including the final run that shamed the Boston Flowers.

Career with the Moist Talkers

On Day 8D of Season 3, Holden Milk was feedbacked with Loophole Scooper of the Canada Moist Talkers.

Season 3

On Day B7 of Season 3, Milk ate a peanut and had an yummy reaction, bringing them from to .

Season 4

On Day H1 of Season 4, the Moist Talkers experienced a reverb that moved Holden Milk into their pitching rotation.

Career with the Shoe Thieves

In the Season 4 Election, Shoe Thieves won the Milk: Is Held blessing, returning Holden Milk to the team in exchange for Vriska Vriska.

Achievements

In Season 3, Holden Milk became the first 7-star batter to participate in a playoff series without ever hitting the ball.

In Season 6, Holden Milk was given the Shock and/or Horror Award by Charleston Shoe Thieves fans.

Blaseball Career

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Prior to leaping over the stands to join the game in Season 2, Holden Milk was merely a fan of the game who had never touched a Blaseball bat or glove. They immediately showed their talent in their opening game, scoring a home run and tying up the score 1-1. Their only continued to improve as a pitcher, most notably experiencing a leap in their performance after each of the people holding Milk received a glove.

Personal Life

Appearance

Not much is known about Milk or how it operates, but when the people holding it are exhausted it seems to exert a psychic pull on nearby hand-having entities. Milk is so often surrounded by these people that they cannot be seen, and the ritual for shifting Milk into the hands of new participants has not been properly observed. They seem to speak through their handlers, as when asked of themself, it's the handlers who will respond, referring to Milk in first person.

Former Milk holders have reported consistently sweating milk from their hands for extended periods of time. It is unknown how long the milksweat lasts, though it should be noted that there have been no reports of the sweat ever ceasing.

Additionally, Milk often drips but never seems to run out. On first glance, things that Holden has dripped upon don鈥檛 seem to be any different. However, some closer studies of drip-targets have shown that they have experienced rapid bone-growth, greatly increasing structural integrity. Bystanders report grass feeling "crunchy" on blaseball fields that Holden Milk has recently walked through in performing their various duties.

Career Outside of Blaseball

Milk is primarily responsible for the Shoe Thieves policy of never setting foot in court, and their expert legal strategy has made the thieves impossible to convict.

They specialize in stealing slip-on shoes, though nearby thieves are often tempted by the multiple pairs Milk's handlers tend to wear, which keeps Milk's net gain of shoes in the negative.

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