Unholey

Unholey is a team Modification held by the Baltimore Crabs that causes a random player on the opponents team to be impaired by 1% when the Crabs activate a Black Hole.

Effect

Unholey causes a random player on the opposing team to be compressed by gamma, impairing them by 1%. The message shown when a player is compressed is:

[PLAYER] was compressed by gamma!

Compressed Players

Season	Day	Team	Player
16	16	Moist Talkers	Beasley Gloom
16	56	Moist Talkers	Greer Lott
17	46	Mechanics	Foxy Pebble
17	87	Breath Mints	Fynn Doyle
20	13	Tokyo Lift	Kline Greenlemon
21	80	Magic	James Mora
21	80	Magic	Curry Aliciakeyes
21	99	Breath Mints	Helga Washington
22	8	Magic	Cravel Gesundheit
22	62	Moist Talkers	Randy Dennis
23	48	Moist Talkers	Lucien Patchwork
24	1	Shoe Thieves	Simon Haley
24	21	Magic	Washer Barajas

History

Unholey was awarded to the Baltimore Crabs during the Season 13 Election, as a result of the Unholey blessing, with the message:

The Crabs will now revel under Black Hole.

Notably, as blaseball was nullified at the end of Season β24 the following messages were sent:

BLACK HOLE (BLACK HOLE) NULLIFIED BLASEBALL
BLACK HOLE BURPED
BLASEBALL WAS COMPRESSED BY GAMMA

Trivia

Because the Crab's Carcinization modifier has the same trigger condition as Unholey, the two have always triggered together, resulting in the opposing team's best batter being protected from compression since they are on the Crab's lineup.
One of the only direct consequences of Unholey was on Season 21 Day 80, when Unholey activated and compressed James Mora - moving them just under Tiana Wheeler in star count. This caused Wheeler to be Carcinized later in that same game instead of Mora. This was also the only time that Carcinization triggered twice in a single game.
- Coincidently in the Season 21 election, the Crabs received James Mora II from their Equivalent Exchange will.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
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Additional Trivia

Compression by gamma is occasionally referred to^{by who?} as:
- getting squinched
- saving as a .jpg
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