Unholey

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Unholey is a team Modification held by the Baltimore Crabs that causes a random player on the opponents team to be impaired by 1% when the Crabs activate a Black Hole.

Effect

Unholey causes a random player on the opposing team to be compressed by gamma, impairing them by 1%. The message shown when a player is compressed is:

[PLAYER] was compressed by gamma!

Compressed Players

Season Day Team Player
16 16 Moist Talkers Beasley Gloom
16 56 Moist Talkers Greer Lott
17 46 Mechanics Foxy Pebble
17 87 Breath Mints Fynn Doyle
20 13 Tokyo Lift Kline Greenlemon
21 80 Magic James Mora
21 80 Magic Curry Aliciakeyes
21 99 Breath Mints Helga Washington
22 8 Magic Cravel Gesundheit
22 62 Moist Talkers Randy Dennis
23 48 Moist Talkers Lucien Patchwork
24 1 Shoe Thieves Simon Haley
24 21 Magic Washer Barajas


History

Unholey was awarded to the Baltimore Crabs during the Season 13 Election, as a result of the Unholey blessing, with the message:

The Crabs will now revel under Black Hole.

Notably, as blaseball was nullified at the end of Season β24 the following messages were sent:

BLACK HOLE (BLACK HOLE) NULLIFIED BLASEBALL
BLACK HOLE BURPED
BLASEBALL WAS COMPRESSED BY GAMMA

Trivia

  • Because the Crab's Carcinization modifier has the same trigger condition as Unholey, the two have always triggered together, resulting in the opposing team's best batter being protected from compression since they are on the Crab's lineup.
  • One of the only direct consequences of Unholey was on Season 21 Day 80, when Unholey activated and compressed James Mora - moving them just under Tiana Wheeler in star count. This caused Wheeler to be Carcinized later in that same game instead of Mora. This was also the only time that Carcinization triggered twice in a single game.
    • Coincidently in the Season 21 election, the Crabs received James Mora II from their Equivalent Exchange will.


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Additional Trivia

  • Compression by gamma is occasionally referred toby who? as:
    • getting squinched
    • saving as a .jpg
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