Tutorial
The Tutorial, also referred to as onboarding, is a feature introduced in Gamma 3 on Blaseball.com which guides new or existing Fans through the process of choosing a Team, Betting, and Voting. Whilst the tutorial was initially only available to a percentage of fans, it has since become fully available to all fans.[1] It is hosted by A Shelled One.
Transcript
During the tutorial, A Shelled One says the following:
REJOICE
A TUTORIAL
I AM A SNACK
I AM THE LEGUME
I AM BENEVOLENT
FOLLOW ME
TO LEARN DISCIPLINE
BLASEBALL IS ETERNAL
The fan is then directed to the Watch tab where they can watch prerecorded games. Notably, one of these games is a recreated version of the Grand Unslam. After the Unslam occurs, the games loop.
THEY PLAY IN REAL TIME
THEY PLAY FOR YOU
THEY MAY NEVER STOP
BEAR WITNESS
BLASEBALL IS AT YOUR MERCY
The fan is then directed to the Vote tab where they can see, but not vote on, a custom election.
EACH WEEK
ELECTIONS BRING CHANGE
WE OFFER YOU THE VOTE
CHANGE THE RULES
CHANGE THE PLAYERS
CHANGE THE FUTURE
CHANGE IS INEVITABLE
WIELD YOUR INFLUENCE
BLASEBALL IS FOR WINNERS
The fan is then directed to the Bet tab, where they are presented with a series of predetermined odds.
EVERY GAME
BRINGS NEW OPPORTUNITY
A CHANCE TO WIN BIG
PICK WINNERS
PLACE WAGERS
WIN VOTES
RISK IS A VIRTUE
THESE ARE THE FUNDAMENTALS
THE FOUNDATION OF DISCIPLINE
NOW DECLARE YOUR ALLEGIANCE
The fan is then directed to a pop up box allowing them to choose a team.
CHOOSE YOUR TEAM
Once they choose a team, the fan is then given the options to verify their account, join the offical Discord, or follow the commissioner on twitter.
If a fan attempts to quit the tutorial, A Shelled One says the following:
ARE YOU SURE?
If the player proceeds to quit, they will then say:
NO, PLEASE, DON'T--
Election
The tutorial contains a faux election composed of three decrees. These decrees had no icons, could not be voted on, and had no effect.
| Name | Effect |
|---|---|
| THE FIFTH BASE | All Games are played with an extra Base. |
| RELEGATION | Relegate the last place Team from the League. |
| FLAMEOUT | Incinerate the Champion's entire roster. |
- ↑ Slugger Mountain [mt_quinn#1312] (6 December 2021) "There is a new onboarding system! About 20% of users should be given the flow upon registration." (Message) - via #announcements, Blaseball Discord.
