Toto Pinball

Short Circuits
Information on this page pertains to events in a temporary universe and may have minimal long-term bearing on the game.

Toto Pinball
Basic Information
Team	Tokyo Lift
Status	Alive?
Batting	(2.0)
Pitching	(1.6)
Defense	(1.2)
Running	(2.5)
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Evolution	Base
Peanut Allergy	Allergic
Pregame Ritual	Discourse
Coffee Style	Heavy Foam
Blood Type	Electric
Fate	55
Soulscream	AIAIEAIAIEAAOIIOAOIIOAEEAIAEEAIAEXEIIIXEIIIXEHUAIEHUAIEAAEAXAAEAXA

Toto Pinball was a rotation player for the Tokyo Lift, and competed in Gamma 2.

Official League Record

Pinball was first seen as a rotation player for the Tokyo Lift after the Microphone Localized and Tuned into Gamma 2.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Toto Pinball is a basketball-sized dodecahedron made of an unidentified metal alloy. They float a metre above the ground, bobbing gently and rotating at a speed proportional to their anxiety level.

Pinball has twelve highly-polished faces, twenty sharp corners and no visible sensory apparatus. Tired of restoring collision damage to the home stadium’s corridors and deflecting complaints after away games, Lift staff found it more practical to bribe architecture magazine Ideal Blallpark into promoting countless waist-high dents and gouges as a trendy aesthetic called “Totocore”. The Legscraper’s interior is now considered a design classic and Pinball’s interventions elsewhere attract considerable media interest.

Pinball’s vocabulary is limited to the words “what is Blaseball”. This is widely misconstrued as a Socratic device and has brought them an undeserved reputation as an intellectual provocateur. They are in demand as a podcast guest, while their own weekly show What Is Blaseball? has been called “perilously thought-provoking” by BNN and “the humbling truth” by Sllavoj Žližek.

Outside of the splort they are remembered for a controversial run on the quiz show Jleopardy!. After buffing up their pentagons real nice for the camera, the irregular glints and flashes of reflected studio lights so distracted their opponents that Pinball won seventeen consecutive episodes with the single correct answer “what is Blaseball?”