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Adding Crabs Content - Adding to the Origins, Trade to the Crabs, and Crimes

UnabashedlyRose (talkcontribs)

Adding content to this rumour to;

  • Add to the original origins, just a few lines to get him back to the Fridays and caught up to cannon
  • Add a subheading for the trade to the Crabs and the "evil scheme to get onto the Crabs"
  • Add a section about doing more schemes with Forrest Best

Full text to be added is here: While he was eventually returned to the Fridays in later seasons it is unclear, as many things are with the Spies, what exactly occurred while he was away.

Nonetheless Evelton's return was met with the same chill vibes that we have all come to expect from the Friday's legendary hospitality.

Trade to the Baltimore Crabs

Evelton has claimed that the season 10 People's Champions trade for themselves, Baldwin Breadwinner, and Bevan Underbuck was part of an scheme to "steal ascension" from the Baltimore Crabs. While no other reports from the Hawaii Fridays have backed this up as an intentional plan, it is clear that the trade did take place from the presence of Nagomi McDaniel, Sutton Dreamy, and Montgomery Bullock (and Bontgomery Mullock) in the ILB even as the Crabs were called up.

From the Telescope

While it is unclear exactly what is happening in the Big Leagues, Baltimorean telescope watchers have reported catching glimpses of Evelton and the Crab's resident criminal, Forrest Best, accused of participating in The Great Eel-scape, The Thunder Catfish Caper, My Ultimate Vengeance, and of Handling Salmon in suspicious circumstances. It appears that with this new addition Evelton's success rate at committing crimes has gone up significantly, and Best has remained in top form even when participating in the Big Leagues.

When asked how this effects their focus on the game, team captain Kennedy Loser commented that "It's good to let them burn off their excess energy sometimes, and Forrest keeps them out of too much trouble. Plus Evelton made me this ray gun that is supposed to improve my vibes which was sweet of them"

UnabashedlyRose (talkcontribs)

Alright I'm updating the crime list to "The Great Eel-scape", "The Thunder Catfish Caper", "My Ultimate Vengeance", Handling Salmon in suspicious circumstances, and Embezzlement.