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Alter Eagle (talkcontribs)

From LA Universe: 43.49 Appearance: It's a forklift, equipped with a glove and a sign pointing to the glove that says "glove⤴️".

Details: The sign is affixed Per osha regulation 21 C.F.R. 1910 §178(a)(5) which states that attachments other than factory-installed ones are appropriately marked. It pitches by doing donuts around the pitcher's mound and releasing the ball at an opportune moment. As this PM does not have two left hands, according to HCFSSB guidelines it cannot safely disembark from a forklift.

Musical ability: This PM plays a custom-built extra-large keyboard, and plays exclusively in diads.

ItsSteve (talkcontribs)

Hey! You should move this to Talk:Pitching Machine directly, since people aren't visiting the Registry itself very often.