Proposing a new IRM entry, solely to allow Stephens Lightner to Get Off A Counterbalance Forklift and therefore be certified as a Counterbalance Forklift Operator based on shenanigans on the Discord. As summarized by Rocketknife:
Stephen Manos is a certified counterbalance forklift operator composed entirely of left hands, except for one right hand. He is a fan of jangly elevator music, safety, and step-by-step instructions. Manos helps Lightner remain calm and follow their plans in high-pressure situations, and also helps with fielding. Manos served as the narrator for a training video commissioned by the Hellmouth Counterbalance Forklift Safety Support Board.