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proposing vignette IRM: Speculation on The Spearmint’s Origins

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Jayemaul (talkcontribs)

IRM Intro: While the origin and details of The Spearmint remain ultimately a mystery, many Kansas City historians, scientists, and conspiracy theorists have speculated on the creature’s ominous beginnings. The following is one such theory.

post your idea/blurb to this thread if you want to write an entry!! can be in character or traditional wiki style. i'll get it set up if we get any entries!

Jayemaul (talkcontribs)

here's one from the perspective of uncle plasma:

Excerpts from the notes of Uncle Plasma that, according to the professional interpretation of Kina Larsen, are about The Spearmint:

  • just got back from the parking lot. not doing that again
  • took a sip of coffee. blood everywhere
  • the spearmint...nature’s most dangerous creature….gay? yes
  • haven’t seen my thousands of nieces nephews and niblings in a while
  • eggs everywhere. hot and ready. Time to go
  • the spearmint made out with natalie portman
  • wait nevermind. thinking of someone else
  • it killed them. it killed them all. they're dead, every single one of them. and not just the men, but the women and the children too. they're like animals, and it slaughtered them like animals.
  • issuing correction on a previous note of mine, regarding the spearmint. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"
  • what the fmint is a Mintichlorian
  • not safe. gotta goo
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