Talk:Pitching Machine (Season 22 birth)

"Lil' Pitchy," as the Millennials call it, first appeared on Season 22, Day 13. A Mills Blue roomba with googly eyes and a knife taped to it chirped and whirred onto the mound against the Hawai'i Fridays. Beck Whitney would send Lil' Pitchy back into the Fax Machine in exchange for Theodore Cervantes in an event sometimes referred to as "Beck Whitney faxed a baby".

While most of the Millennials' Rotation was still   for the time being, Cervantes took great care of its new child. Some say Lil' Pitchy's other parent was the Fax Machine of Battin' Island, though it seemed impolite to delve deeply about it. Once the Fax Machine was Nullified in Season 24, Cervantes and Lil' Pitchy wanted to be left alone for a while.