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adding an origin for Parker being summoned from the 5th dimension by a group of rogue mathmagicians who have since disappeared under mysterious circumstances.
Adding a section on Parker's interest in hands and hand-holding that references Brock Forbes, Sutton Dreamy, Axel Trololol, and Polkadot Patterson.
