Talk:Ortiz Morse

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Adding Ortiz to Emblem Warhorse's IRM

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Apricots (talkcontribs)

Crossposted from Emblem Warhorse's talk page!

The concept is to do an Emblem Warhorse IRM that's just a straight up copy of all the community lore text on Ortiz Morse's page, as he's become a patron of the bar. The reason I want to do this is because I think it would be funny and a bit of a wiki crime to have an IRM that's an entire copy of another page. The IRM would link to Ortiz's page.

I'd also like to add this paragraph at the bottom of the IRM and at the bottom of Ortiz's page that describes him becoming a Patron.


Morse was introduced to The Emblem Warhorse by his husband, and the two are often seen attending drag brunch together, where he's known for tipping high. He became a patron when a drag queen named Emblem Warhorse dedicated her lip sync to him. His emblem is painted on his peg leg, and his go-to drink is a Bloody Caesar. Morse often intentionally strikes out when batting as Emblem Warhorse--he claims that, by doing so, he's reducing the other pitcher's "Out Efficiency," a measurement of how efficient the other pitcher is at getting batters out. Research has yet to show whether or not this strategy will lead the Garages to a championship win.


Okokok let me know what you think bye!!!!

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