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Lonestarlars (talkcontribs)

Hello! Just a proposal to bring this page up to date by changing the IRM installed here to the Filebox format!

Lonestarlars (talkcontribs)

Wow me after reading through all the entries not realizing what page I'm on and posting this here like a fool :clownsive:

Waveridden (talkcontribs)

Hello! I'd like to propose an alternate take on Dunn. I wrote a fic about this here and I think it'd be neat to see it on the wiki.

Quick summary: Dulcinea Quiñones came from a dimension where the Big Dunk never happened, and Dunkies was still a dominant supercorporation. She was a talented singer, and as a teenager she became the mascot/spokesperson for Dunkies, who legally changed her name to Dunn Keyes. (Think along the lines of if Disney Channel-era Miley Cyrus had become Flo from Progressive.) They spent most of their young adulthood working for Dunkies, becoming increasingly disillusioned.

Then when the alternate reality decree hit, Dunn was brought to the immaterial plane to play blaseball. While she wasn't as good a pitcher as the original Dunn Keyes, she was excited to be in a dimension where she had a little more personal autonomy and the ability to branch out. Keyes became fast friends with the other Flowers, especially fellow former child star Moses Mason, and learned to love making music again. Also, this version of Dunn is human (except for a little bit of grass blood/Garden, which is par for the course), Puerto Rican, and bisexual.

Let me know if there are any changes you want to discuss! This would just be an IRM entry like the two that currently exist. :)

Waveridden (talkcontribs)

whoops just realized I posted this on the IRM page not the player page, I'll move it over now

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