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Vapor's time on the Spies

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Alisadblaze (talkcontribs)

Commissioner Vapor ended up on the Spies during the Expansion Era, so this update will cover what they've been up to the Spies! This includes

- Why they left the Moist Talkers to join the Spies

- Their new friends on the team, including Chet Takahashi and Comfort Septemberish

- Their participation in the Semi-Centennial match

York Silk’s Incineration and the Teen Squad Split

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Spiral Joe (talkcontribs)

Upon the incineration of roommate York Silk Vapor’s attitude somewhat darkened as he reportedly began wrestling with feelings of abandonment and “being forgotten”. This is evidenced by a series of livestreams scheduled the week after Silk’s incineration where Vapor allegedly vented about these feelings to his twitch followers stating “Vape Naish. I hope that even if I leak out of this suit and float away you all remember these sick moves” and then reportedly began furiously flossing, coincidentally surpassing his previous record for continuous dancing.

After a period of adjustment Vapor reportedly worked with teammate Jesús Koch to reconnect with teammate Mooney Doctor, who due to the nature of his creation had at one point acted as a surrogate parent for Vapor. However, since her shadowing the two had not interacted in any significant way. While Doctor worked with Vapor to understand more about the elements which constituted his body, Koch began an attempt to broaden Vapor’s horizons in a more social capacity. An instaglam album labeled “Teen Squad 2: Electric Boogalougie” catalogued these outings, showing Koch exposing Vapor to activities such as formal dances, hiking and long distance running. One particular string of images seems to show Koch attempting to explain to Vapor that running with his arms behind his back was not more efficient. Additionally, an associated image album named “xX_Sick_Tricks_Xx” appears to detail Vapors attempt to learn to ride a bike, including images of Koch attempting to stop Vapor from biking without training wheels, Vapor’s multiple subsequent crashes and the final image seems to show Vapor’s head being repaired by an exasperated Mooney Doctor.

Upon Koch receiving the Super Roaming 5th Base and the acknowledgement that he was leaving, Vapor reportedly denied the event had transpired claiming “It’s just a prank bro”. After some time and discussions with the rest of the team Vapor apparently acquiesced and wished his teammate and former roommate luck on his travels. Since Koch’s departure conflicting reports have indicated that Koch may have intentionally taken the 5th base as its original target was Commissioner Vapor.

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