Talk:Bevan Underbuck

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Adding content for Expansion Era

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UnabashedlyRose (talkcontribs)

Adding content for Bevan in the Expansion Era

Details include:

- Bevan attending shadow practice with Axel Campbell

- Bevan assisting Kennedy Loser with his haunting

- Bevan accidently making the Clawliday Inn very haunted

- Bevan expressing a desire to rush the mound in season 24

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Adding Format for IRM

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UnabashedlyRose (talkcontribs)

Proposing to format this as a File Box IRM due to the nature of the content and the new guidelines for the IRM

Beelijah (talkcontribs)

We're looking at updating the fridays bit and adding a section about Bevan trading to the Crabs:

Trade to the Crabs

After being traded to the Crabs, Underbuck pitched the team's only win of Season 11, and is the first and only pitcher in ILB history to have a confirmed win in The Big Leagues. Details about the game are sparse, though teammates report that Underbuck "dialed it up to 173%".

Post-Descension, Bevan has embraced their status as a crepuscular creature and retreated into the Crabs' shadows, acting as a liaison between the team's active roster and their bullpen. According to Underbuck, the shadow roster is "pretty nice, usually," and that "[they're] teaching me to be rude. I'm rude now. Sorry." Bevan has been seen with fellow shadows player and alleged sorceress Enid Marlow, who is reportedly teaching them dark magic.

Beelijah (talkcontribs)

Bevan Underbuck is a Late Cretaceous, 72-million-year-old, bird-like dromaeosaurid theropod dinosaur. The holotype specimen was discovered in 1993 by 14-year-old fossil hunter York Silk. The skeleton that Silk discovered was approximately 95 percent complete. Because of its completeness, it has been compared to the 'Rlosetta Stone' that enabled archaeologists to translate Egyptian hieroglyphics. The completeness and undistorted qualities of the bones were critical in helping scientists further understand the dinosaur-bird link. Research indicated that Bevan may have had mutually opposable first and third fingers and a forelimb maneuverability that would allow the hand to reach its mouth. This would have given the animal the ability to "hold" food in its front limbs and place it in its mouth, in a similar manner to some modern-day small mammals. However, Bevan lacked the ability to bring their arms past a suborbital position, resulting in them being a little bit terrible at Blaseball.

(note: will need attribution to the https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bambiraptor wikipedia page)

UnabashedlyRose (talkcontribs)

We're also working on some sections for their time on the Jazzhands and Fridays specifically, so look forward to that.

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