Talk:Bauer Zimmerman

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Mentioned in Lancelot Kane's article

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KCToxic (talkcontribs)

Bauer Zimmerman is briefly mentioned in a proposed addition to Lancelot Kane's page where he is mentioned to have been a former wrangler of Lowe Forbes. That proposal can be found here: Topic:Wr5puj3xvw9fw727

Removing Old JH Artifacts

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Inumo (talkcontribs)

Gonna remove the JHLore banner & the fake IRM; the Discord community's talking about whether we'll need to bring them back, but for now they're just clashing w/ wiki standards.

Rocketknife (talkcontribs)

Here's a summary of the lore #jazzhands in maincord came up with:

Bauer Zimmerman is a transmasc Jewish former cowboy who quit cowboying and became a blaseball player because he's afraid of horses. He tends to monologue at other players, about blaseball, cowboying, their failed romances, etc. Other players find their long stories very boring, but once or twice the story has been brilliant. Those monologues often include Bauer sharing (or oversharing) their emotions at length, especially about their exes. He speaks many languages, including English, Spanish, German, Yiddish, Hebrew, and Ute. He hits home runs because he's dated every first baseperson in the league and doesn't want to stand on first. He uses his cowboy skills to herd the Jazz Hands to games, lectures them to keep them out of trouble, and is the Head Lowe Wrangler. He performs slam poetry for the Jazz Hands.

Inumo (talkcontribs)

Further discussions in the Jazz Hands channels about what it means for Zimmerman to be Jewish also lead us to specifically want to be clear that Zimmerman is a Black Jew.

InRainbow (talkcontribs)

Here is the lore doc for Bauer Zimmerman leave a comment here for anything you would like to see changed

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