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Summary by KTEllen

Updated the page according to my suggestions

KTEllen (talkcontribs)

I was updating the player page to use the "Keming" throughout instead of "Alx" and noticed the following:

Currently Alx's pronouns are mentioned in the body of the Community Lore section, and listed as ve / vis / vir / virs. This set of pronouns listed this way is confusing and is not being consistently used as such in the rest of the article. I believe the intention was to have ve/vir/vis/virself as the pronouns, and I would like to get that updated throughout the article, and move the pronouns to the infobox where they live on other player pages rather than have them listed in the body of the lore.

I'm also hoping to clean up that first paragraph with these changes (such as moving languages to the infobox as well), and would also like to edit the wording of the article to adhere more to the wiki style as it currently reads very emotionally.

Summary by BoozleNoodle

Lore added to page

BoozleNoodle (talkcontribs)

Alx Keming is an older person of Chinese heritage. Alx uses ve / vis / vir / virs pronouns exclusively (note: this neopronoun only, no they/them). Alx is mute, and signs ASL, CSL and Auslan. Ve are a kind soul with a warm, inviting smile.

Alx is a seeker of knowledge, in books and in exploration. Ve has worked in various educational institutions in the past. Ve took a break from this to see where knowledge would take vis.

While traveling, ve was swept Elsewhere. Lost in this unknown place for an unknown amount of time, ve took the opportunity to study and explore. One day, Alx came across a lost Shoe Thief, Hotbox Sato (a being composed of smoke who forms into the shape of a person). Hotbox, who had been lost for days, desperately wanted to return to its team. Alx took pity, and decided to help Hotbox return home. The two journeyed long, bonding as they went, and eventually found the way to a Charleston. It was a joyful reunion. The team asked Alx to please stay a day and watch a game of Blaseball. Alx agreed. At that game, tragedy struck. Hotbox Sato, who had fought so hard to return to its team, was set aflame by a rogue umpire. Alx saw the loss on the faces of Hotbox’s teammates, especially Snyder Briggs. Alx was hit with the overwhelming feeling that this is where ve is supposed to be. As Alx decided to join the team, ve suddenly found verself at the plate, dressed in a Shoe Thief uniform.

Alx does not know how long ve were in the Elsewhere. It is suspected that Alx’s name was different before the Elsewhere, but this cannot be confirmed. There is part of Alx that misses the Elsewhere and the mysteries within it. Ve gathers all the research ve can-- anything from old tomes to in person accounts, and even tangentially-related, surreal documentaries (one was simply that of a lizard sitting on a rock for hours, which Velasquez Alstott found so boring that she was reduced to tears).

Alx finds the splort of Blaseball immensely fascinating, having studied the ancient, historical records at great length. Ve is just pleased as punch to get to play with these historical re-enactors.

Alx has become something of a grandparent figure to Velasquez Alstott. Alx reads to Vela nearly every night, and it is not uncommon to find Alx sitting quietly as Vela snoozes, head on Alx’s arm.

Alx and Fitzgerald Wanderlust get along swimmingly. Both having a passion for history, they will often be found engaged in lengthy conversations long into the night. They discuss their shared past and research into the occult, namely the Elsewhere, the Nature of Blaseball, and the Entities that govern it. They also both have a keen interest in time travel.

Alx saw Tillman Henderson’s trickster/heel antics and said to verself “this is my new grandkid, time to nurture.” After some resistance, Alx convinced Tillman to let vis help him practice pitching. Tillman grumbles and puts on a show that he doesn’t enjoy it, but never refuses and is always on time.

Alx and Snyder Briggs have a complicated relationship. On the one hand, there is appreciation for Alx being there for Hotbox and bringing it home. On the other hand, Hotbox was incinerated shortly after the return. Bitter over these feelings, Snyder does their best to avoid Alx. Alx understands, and feels terrible about Snyder’s loss. Ve does what ve can, leaving Snyder gifts such as documentaries about fire.

Terwox (talkcontribs)

After being interviewed about Alx Keming's performance debut in his first game, Tillman Henderson shrugged and said that he never watches games that Snyder Briggs pitches because it makes him itchy.

BoozleNoodle (talkcontribs)

Tillman's two best friends on the team were Snyder Briggs and Hotbox Sato. He might say something like this ordinarily as a joke, however, Alx joined the team in the game where Hotbox Sato was incinerated. There has been a lot of discussion recently about Tillman's reaction to Hotbox's death that I don't think necessarily needs to be on Alx's page.

GoinUSPS2 (talkcontribs)

Alx Keming appears to be a hulking, vaguely-humanoid mass, covered head to toe in various shards and pieces of mirrors. His appearance has been leading fans to speculate that Keming was destined to be next in line following the incineration of Hotbox Sato, with the two seemingly being the direct counterparts of each other, quite literally making "Smoke and Mirrors". Keming has yet to give any insight regarding the theories, only becoming noticeably downcast when questioned about the subject.

Patchwork (talkcontribs)

So this is a really great idea. But because Keming is a Chinese last name, we want to keep Alx just human. Because there are so very little just human Asian people in blaseball. And we have only 1 or 2 normal humans on our team. Thank you Also the general consensus is that Alx uses Ve/Vir pronouns

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