Sutton Bishop/IF-59.434

Rumor / Community Lore
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After the incineration of Sutton Bishop the Sunbeams received a letter from the town of Bishop Sutton, delivered to them at the Pocket by Kaj Statter Jr.. It was written in a messy scrawl, on the back of a receipt for a pint at the Hellmouth Pub. A recreation of this letter is published here.

Sunbeams,
With the death of our friend, whatever strange force trapped us here appears to have taken pity. The boundaries of our prison are shaking - the world we remember is starting to shine through. No matter what happens [here the sentence stops abruptly].

Thank you for everything.

When the Sunbeams returned to Hellmouth they heard tell that the town of Bishop Sutton had returned to the English countryside. With the help of Sigmund Castillo the team paid a visit to the home of their team members. Upon their arrival, reactions from the villagers were mixed. In later interviews, Bishop Sutton villagers recalled seeing a group of “strange people dressed in yellow” who “went to the village pond, found a goose, and cried”. Based on their confusion whenever anyone mentioned Blaseball, and insistence that the only splort they had played was Crlicket, it appears that the town of Bishop Sutton has no recollection of their time with Sutton Bishop.