Son Jensen/IF-83.599

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Appearance

Son Jensen is a promotional animatronic. Reports of her appearance vary: today, he is a sleek android with a stylish faceplate that garners the appreciation of Sunbeams teammate Borg Ruiz. She wears ties, and often dresses formally.

Adapting to the Hellmouth has exposed his robotic ribs, which is very strange because he shouldn’t necessarily have ribs, and because having all that exposed should be an easily fixable problem but persists anyway. The vines from her adaptation are tangled up in loose red and blue wires.

History, Part One

Son Jensen was made by Al Pastor as part of a promotion with Dilsney, but was left incomplete when the promotion fell through, and even more incomplete when Al Pastor became more distant from the team and then faked^{[citation needed]} his death. As a result, Jensen did not join play for many seasons, and was only completed due to all the Tacos adding their contributions to building him up.

The initial design for Jensen had relatively limited mobility. While she still has some mobility limitations, exposure to the Grand Unslam and witnessing the infinite gave him more functionalities than planned.

Jensen is a toy and mascot, and as a result loves games and has an affinity for kids, but she also has interests beyond that. He is an explorer, roaming the Los Angeli and collecting some artifacts, and applies the information she gains from these expeditions to practicing time and space law, which he is studying on the side. Al Pastor marked her down as the team’s lawyer at some point, despite the fact that he is very much an intern and has yet to pass the bar.