Son Jensen/IF-55.598

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History, Part One

Son Jensen is a dragon who is displaced in time, with three snapshots of her present during the current time frame. He shifts between the three versions seemingly at random, in addition to already being somewhat of a shapeshifter. The snapshot that we can only assume is “current” is a relatively young fledgeling dragon; to differentiate between the three, the other two sometimes go by Egg Jensen and Old Jensen. Notably, these names are not differentiable when fully Scattered.

Old Jensen comes from a bad future or bad point in the future, something at least as bad as the Black Hole (Black Hole). She time travelled with the assistance of his knowledge of the infinite in an attempt to warn others, but as a result got stuck in a time paradox with the other two versions of herself, with the time displacement rendering it difficult to effectively warn anyone. There is confusion about how the time travel works, as Old Jensen was not adapted whilst on the Tacos but became adapted in Hellmouth as normal, possibly supporting the conclusion that this is not Old Jensen’s original timeline or that some form of retroactivity is occurring.

Jensen has law experience, specifically with time and space law, although it takes a secondary place to his interest in blaseball, which she is an expert on the rules of. He is a stickler for the strike zone. she is very protective of his team and, once you get to know him, is very much a cinnamon roll.

Appearance

Jensen is a shapeshifter as well as being visibly temporally displaced. As well as a dragon-shaped dragon form, she can also be a humanoid dragon, with scales and/or human skin and horns vaguely reminiscent of a tiefling.

Egg Jensen is an egg with feet poking out of two small holes in the bottom. This is often inconvenient in various ways.

No version of Jensen can fly, with “regular” Son Jensen’s wings being not fully grown in yet and Old Jensen’s wings being tattered beyond use. However, presumably he could fly at some point between these two snapshots, and just cannot in the present.

Jensen is very soft and squishy, and gives amazing hugs. She wears ties, and often dresses formally.