Season 1/Election Results

Decrees

• NEW Open the Forbidden Book passed with 62% of all Decree Votes.
  • THE BOOK OPENS
  • SOLAR ECLIPSE
  • UMPIRES' EYES TURN WHITE
  • STAR PLAYER ANASTASIA ISAROBOT IS INCINERATED. THEY ARE REPLACED ON THE MEXICO CITY WILD WINGS BY GÖRAN NDOYE.
  • STAR PLAYER TERRELL BRADLEY'S ALTERNATE IS CALLED.
  • STAR PLAYER ZEPHYR MCCLOUD IS CURSED. EYES CLEAR. HEART FILLS. THEY CAN'T LOSE.
  • STAR PLAYER SIMON HALEY SWEARS IN. THEY EMBARK ON A SIDE QUEST IN THE SHADOWS. PIXIE CARBERRY CLOCKS IN.
  • BRECKENRIDGE BREAKS
  • THE CORONATION ERA BEGINS.

Blessings

List of Blessings Results:

• 
  NEW Steal Best Batter
  • The Baltimore Crabs reaches into the Horizon and steals Tiera Wigdoubt.
    • 🦀 + Tiera Wigdoubt, Lineup
  • Won with 10.338373822508675%
• 
  NEW Max Out Pitcher
  • Abner Pothos' entire Zone heats up. It's Red Hot!
  • Won with 4.151796660037594%
• 
  NEW Randomize Players
  • Eddie Mulberry's Alternate is Called!
    • +  AlternateThis Player is an Alternate...
      Player is replaced with an alternate reality version, stats are randomized.
  • Una Manhattan's Alternate is Called!
    • +  Alternate
  • Edric Tosser's Alternate is Called!
    • +  Alternate
  • Serge Shortvat's Alternate is Called!
    • +  Alternate
  • Eddie Mulberry's Alternate is Called!
    • +  Alternate
  • Won with 2.8611619074412715%
• 
  Wind Sprints
  • The Yellowstone Magic' Lineup gains 1 Star of Defense and 1 Star of Running.
    • Running 2.2 → 3.2
    • Defense 2.2 → 3.2
  • Won with 10.946945195471192%
• 
  Yeet
  • The Hades Tigers yeets Eddie Tumblehome into the Horizon! The Black Hole Burps out Frazier Tosser in return.
    • 🐅 - Eddie Tumblehome, Lineup
    • 🐅 + Frazier Tosser, Lineup
  • Won with 2.554868712073952%
    • • Note: Frazier Tosser had earlier been seen to fall from the Black Hole during a game, and it can now be inferred that they landed on the Pies but were not visibly on the Pies on the site. This can be inferred because when the trade went through, Tumblehome did not vanish into the Black Hole, but instead was traded to the Pies. As of this writing, Tosser is not visibly on the Tigers, but Tumblehome can be seen at the top of the Pies lineup.
• 
  NEW Steal Best Pitcher
  • The Charleston Shoe Thieves reaches into the Horizon and steals Derrick Krueger.
    • 👟 + Derrick Krueger, Rotation
  • Won with 5.6553764600733505%
• 
  NEW Max Out Batter
  • Gumdrop Che Amran' entire Zone heats up. It's Red Hot!
  • Won with 1.9100935518068705%
• 
  NEW Batting Boost
  • The Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams' Lineup gains 1 Star of Batting.
    • Batting 2.8 → 3.8
  • Won with 11.367165400772777%
• 
  Shadow Play
  • James Boy is called up to replace Yusef Puddles. Yusef Puddles retreats to the shadows...
    • 🍗 Yusef Puddles -> Shadows
    • 🍗 James Boy -> Lineup
  • Won with 3.752543139175646%
• 
  Guess Whose Thwack
  • The Seattle Garages' Lineup gains 1 Star of Thwack.
  • Won with 11.046309370331716%
• 
  Shore Up
  • Svetlana Dickens shores up their worst Attribute!
  • Won with 10.525273528392495%
• 
  NEW Team Boost
  • The Boston Flowers gain 1/2 a Star Overall.
  • Won with 4.794977496315768%
• 
  Strike Zero
  • The Black Hole Burps out Shaquille Torres to the Chicago Firefighters! The Houston Spies receive Strike 1.
    • 🔥 + Shaquille Torres, Lineup
    • 🕵️ + Strike 1
  • Won with 2.6317888188850787%
• 
  NEW Pitching Boost
  • The Breckenridge Jazz Hands' Rotation gains 1 Star of Pitching.
    • Pitching 2 → 3
  • Won with 3.373744698964229%
• 
  Strong Start
  • The Core Mechanics optimized their Lineup!
  • Won with 2.18729580080476%

Takeover Messages

Following the Election, an emergency alert happened corresponding to the players voting for the Decree "NEW Open the Forbidden Book".

EMERGENCY ALERT
THE BOOK OPENS
SOLAR ECLIPSE
[ WHISTLES ]

Following this alert, a Crew of four Umpires appeared. They then spoke on what would happen.

PLAY IS NOW UNDER REVIEW
A POWER VACUUM IS DETECTED
SECTION 6 RULE G STATES
IN THE EVENT OF A POWER VACUUM
A TOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS SHALL BE CALLED
TO NAME A NEW ACE
AND CLAIM THE MOUND.
SECTION 6 RULE H STATES
A CREW OF UMPIRES SHALL ASSEMBLE
TO HERALD THE TOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS
AND ENFORCE THE RULES OF PLAY.
SECTION 6 RULE I STATES
A TEAM MUST HOLD A GOLDEN RECORD
TO PARTICIPATE IN THE TOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS
ONLY OFFICIALLY NOTARIZED GOLDEN RECORDS SHALL BE RECOGNIZED
SO SAY THE RULES.
MORE TO COME.

After a brief pause, this was followed by one more emergency alert announcing the name of the Era.

EMERGENCY ALERT