Saints Palor Times

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The Saints Palor Times is a newspaper out of Hellmouth that covers a variety of topics that may be more prying than anyone wants them to be. Their coverage is usually focused on things that You Shouldn't Know, or Would Be Better Left Unsaid Don't You Agree? They also cover splorts.

Writers for the paper include:

Jul Jamberry, smooth talking and ambiguously fed up Sports Journalist.

Annabeth Leigh, Intern Under A Lot of Pressure

Keith Thatguy, Gossip collumnist and Sun Worshiping Jerk.

Felix Montague, Statistics.